Desperately Trying To Not Touch Our Faces

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  • Well, here we are. The first day of Quarantannus. In an effort to prevent the spread of COVID-19, Mark and Ethan attempt to touch their faces as little as possible.
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Kommentteja • 80

  • Aussy Osborn
    Aussy Osborn 2 tuntia sitten

    All of the Texans watching this are deeply triggered I can guarantee that😂😂

  • Deathray
    Deathray 2 tuntia sitten

    they told us to stay away from people yet i live with 3 and a dog who still goes outside everyday

  • Sebastian Juarez
    Sebastian Juarez 3 tuntia sitten

    My bank account

  • Minion Benson
    Minion Benson 3 tuntia sitten

    I work in a hospital I can’t stay home!

  • StickMan3000
    StickMan3000 3 tuntia sitten +1

    Charity- Local Sperm Charity

  • Derek & Kat Switzer
    Derek & Kat Switzer 4 tuntia sitten

    Team trees to purify the air since its airborne

  • Myotic Tesseract
    Myotic Tesseract 4 tuntia sitten

    You guys touched your faces a million zillion times now go donate

  • Clara Hensey
    Clara Hensey 4 tuntia sitten +1

    as someone who lives n texas im kinda sad

  • Alicia Cooper
    Alicia Cooper 4 tuntia sitten +2

    *spider or mosquito on the face*
    Me: This is *not* fine. ☺😊

  • Logan Cluer
    Logan Cluer 5 tuntia sitten

    The fact that these 2 are separated now means Ethan now doesn’t need to be as worried about mark physically torturing him like he’s done in past videos lmao

  • Alicia Cooper
    Alicia Cooper 5 tuntia sitten +1

    Damn. I keep touching my face and get pimples lol 😔😂😹 oh well. Onwards to the Unus Annus!💖💖💖🔥

  • Night Demon
    Night Demon 5 tuntia sitten

    Mark:"What is the capital of Colorado"
    Me: You have mentioned my state.

  • Bella G.
    Bella G. 6 tuntia sitten

    Ethan was throwing fastballs the year he was born?!?!?!?

  • Tam Alpaio
    Tam Alpaio 6 tuntia sitten

    Them: “don’t touch your face”
    Me the whole time: 🤦🏼‍♂️🤭🤔🤫🥱I touched my face way too much 😂

  • Cup of Bleach
    Cup of Bleach 7 tuntia sitten

    I love how as soon as I start trying not to touch my face- omg I just scratched my face while typing this omg ! it was nice know y’all

  • Dorothy Tolar
    Dorothy Tolar 8 tuntia sitten

    anyother time i was forced to talk to people now i have a reason why i cant talk to them

  • TraumatizedCat !
    TraumatizedCat ! 8 tuntia sitten

    Donate money to the people making masks!

  • TraumatizedCat !
    TraumatizedCat ! 8 tuntia sitten

    Donate money to people making masks!

  • Ashley Mae
    Ashley Mae 9 tuntia sitten +1

    As a glasses wearer and nail biter I'm fucked

  • Modern Cowgirl
    Modern Cowgirl 9 tuntia sitten

    Mustang Heritage Foundation! Mustangs are being rounded up in the wild almost every day, and held in holding facilities (medium sized pens with hay and water) and can be adopted by anyone, including kill and meat buyers. The Mustang heritage Foundation helps them get placed in good programs, like The Mustang Makeover or the Trainer Incentive Program or into good homes they deserve. This probably won’t get chosen considering what’s happening in the world right now, but please consider! These mustangs are getting adopted for a cheap fee and shipped into other country’s for slaughter since its not legal here, when all of them have amazing potential and deserve a chance. They didn’t choose to get rounded up and sold. That wasn’t their choice. They didn’t choose to get branded either. The facility for these mustangs is supposed to get better, but who knows? They’ve cut the population of wild horses by 3/4. That’s way too much just for land for cattle to graze.

  • Keyla Gamer123
    Keyla Gamer123 9 tuntia sitten

    News reporter: Remember to not touch your face
    Also News reporter: *touches face*

  • Vox Animalium
    Vox Animalium 10 tuntia sitten

    Ah yes, the leader of avengers, Captain Texas.

  • L.J. Ahlbom
    L.J. Ahlbom 10 tuntia sitten

    All Might voice: GO *BEYOND*

  • Celia Spiker
    Celia Spiker 10 tuntia sitten

    Mark - "It's something to take VERY seriously."
    *he says as headphones slowly droop down his face*

  • L.J. Ahlbom
    L.J. Ahlbom 10 tuntia sitten

    "Whaddaya mean low tear stuff? Why you gotta shit on the video we're making as we're making it???"

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    Wandering Demon 11 tuntia sitten

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  • Savage Sea Monkey
    Savage Sea Monkey 11 tuntia sitten

    Who else tried not to touch their face while they were?

  • Jesus Morales
    Jesus Morales 11 tuntia sitten

    Red cross

  • TallAndTallAndTall
    TallAndTallAndTall 11 tuntia sitten

    "Charity schmarity, that's what Amy always says." What words pop up on the screen for a millisecond? Around 15:48

  • trooper max vampir
    trooper max vampir 12 tuntia sitten

    Well back the blue

  • Jess D
    Jess D 12 tuntia sitten

    you could possibly donate to cancer families in need of some supplies/food right now, i know aydens army of angels is accepting donations for some child cancer families in need right now

  • CTGZealot
    CTGZealot 13 tuntia sitten

    So who has the reddit pages where they are going to keep the tallies for Mark and Ethan? Because that seems like the solution to the count dilemma.

  • Dada love
    Dada love 13 tuntia sitten

    anyone at home trying not to touch your face lol

    • yroohj gouy
      yroohj gouy 12 tuntia sitten

      I have to work at a grocery store so this is extremely difficult

  • John Lindsay
    John Lindsay 15 tuntia sitten

    Markiplier now owns another moustache

    • yroohj gouy
      yroohj gouy 12 tuntia sitten

      Mark: This is totally serious Mark and Ethan: take absolutely nothing serious

  • Ash Boy
    Ash Boy 16 tuntia sitten +1

    Do big PP charity.

  • emily pound
    emily pound 17 tuntia sitten

    Homelessness , to get everyone of the streets into a safer place were they can be treated properly

  • Jjacob8600
    Jjacob8600 17 tuntia sitten

    this is getting out of hand.
    now they're not even doing a outside thing
    why is my head itchi-*

  • DevinDoesThings
    DevinDoesThings 17 tuntia sitten

    I touched my face once during this video

  • Tem Temmie
    Tem Temmie 18 tuntia sitten +1

    *When Marks headphones fell down who else got prop hunt #48 flashbacks?*

  • Sarah Turner
    Sarah Turner 18 tuntia sitten

    Justin Bieber is uncle jeb! CONFIRMED

  • Pie Is Near
    Pie Is Near 18 tuntia sitten

    So Ethan was playing ball since he was born?
    Like, fresh from the womb?

  • Yikes Yeep
    Yikes Yeep 18 tuntia sitten

    Convoy of Hope, Good360, Direct relief, Project C.U.R.E and Water mission are all charities providing relief supplies for hospitals. Please donate if you can.

  • VR FOB
    VR FOB 19 tuntia sitten

    You know how many times ive touched my face watching this

  • beauty in da mirrar
    beauty in da mirrar 19 tuntia sitten

    You underestimate me
    10y ago my country had 3 viruses almost at the same time

    I've been awkwardly aware of germs since out the womb

  • Elizabeth Fuenzalida
    Elizabeth Fuenzalida 19 tuntia sitten

    ANY video? Including your individual channels?

  • Azren
    Azren 19 tuntia sitten

    When you realise that you and Ethan have the same headset.

  • Georgia Hawthorne
    Georgia Hawthorne 19 tuntia sitten

    Look into hospitals needing respirators or any medical equipment. I know over here (UK) we don't have enough and non medical businesses have to help make them.

  • TheSwedishGuy 12
    TheSwedishGuy 12 20 tuntia sitten

    Here’s a good charity:

    My wallet

  • Axel Rose-H
    Axel Rose-H 20 tuntia sitten

    Mark: This is totally serious
    Mark and Ethan: *take absolutely nothing serious*

  • Kenashi -.-
    Kenashi -.- 22 tuntia sitten

    I have to work at a grocery store so this is extremely difficult

  • Doctor Potassium
    Doctor Potassium 22 tuntia sitten

    anus

  • Unprofessional Artist
    Unprofessional Artist 22 tuntia sitten

    Mark: headphones count, you cant touch your headphones
    Ethan: has hands on head phones in the next thumbnail

  • Toxic_spiceProductions
    Toxic_spiceProductions 22 tuntia sitten

    Raise money for the cure progression

  • shutupyoureannoying ._.
    shutupyoureannoying ._. 23 tuntia sitten +1

    I watched this entire video while resting my face on my hands without realizing I don't feel dumb I don't feel dumb I don't feel dumb

  • AJ The Pheonix
    AJ The Pheonix 23 tuntia sitten

    As a Texan I was extremely confused by the "Captain of Texas" bit

  • Amanda Paust
    Amanda Paust 23 tuntia sitten +1

    Ethan: What about drinks?
    Mark: No drinks

    Me, currently drinking a Mountain Dew: ... oh

  • Vivi Burger
    Vivi Burger 23 tuntia sitten

    Mark, he reminds me of the goth kids from South Park

  • Caitlyn H
    Caitlyn H 23 tuntia sitten

    10:20 is this Daft Punk?

  • AlexAngelKitten
    AlexAngelKitten Päivä sitten

    Me: *hears explanation on why you shouldn't touch your face*
    Also me: Is holding my face up with my fist

  • Madison
    Madison Päivä sitten

    I didn't touch my face throughout this whole video in solidarity. btw, 13:35 made me burst into laughter. (also, who gave Mark permission to look this good?)

  • isabellah minton
    isabellah minton Päivä sitten

    Mark:We need to wash our hands at all times
    Also Mark in different video:I don't need to wash my hands

  • chloe odonnell
    chloe odonnell Päivä sitten +1

    Me: Being quarantined seeing people outside at school... Also me : SUCKERS

  • Bobthedino Bobthedino
    Bobthedino Bobthedino Päivä sitten

    you guys toch your face 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

  • Bloodmoon Pictures
    Bloodmoon Pictures Päivä sitten

    as soon as they started i got a horrible itch in my beard and it grew stronger and stronger until i found a loophole by letting my cat rub her face against mine, but it made the itch worse so i scratched other body parts until a lock came loose and fell onto the itc h ad tickled it, i tried to get it out of the way so oncentratedly that i accedently touched the other side of my face by adjusting my hair and then i instantly shouted "FUCK" and lost.... xD

  • Barbara Goodnight
    Barbara Goodnight Päivä sitten

    Donate to Crisis Text Line! No one thinks about the mental health side of it but people need this kind of service too

  • Chloe
    Chloe Päivä sitten +2

    Any food shelters!!! Food scarcity is a big issue everywhere especially as many people lose their jobs

  • yroohj gouy
    yroohj gouy Päivä sitten +2

    No one: Literally no one: FIchannel algorithm: Demonitiozation to spreading awareness of Covid-19

  • Adia Exstrom
    Adia Exstrom Päivä sitten +1

    Mark and Ethan: We aren’t going to touch our faces
    Me: *Touches face a million times in the first minute*

  • Sir Nobody
    Sir Nobody Päivä sitten

    Touch Uranus

  • Qura
    Qura Päivä sitten

    Well I need $30 soo u can donate to me

  • seonghwave
    seonghwave Päivä sitten

    Wait but how do we facepalm then

  • Destiny 132
    Destiny 132 Päivä sitten

    I touch my face all the time

  • pheonix2015 wes
    pheonix2015 wes Päivä sitten

    Incubation is 0-17 days according to some hospital records

  • Kowonski YouTube made me put in a last name

    You made it easier by reminding each other

  • Wasup bro Wierdo
    Wasup bro Wierdo Päivä sitten +1

    Make a wish is a lovely place to donate, I suggest you donate a bit to them, they let kids with disability’s make a wish for anything, and your donations will help support the kids wish’s, that’s just a suggestion 👱🏼‍♀️👱🏼

  • nuklear gaming
    nuklear gaming Päivä sitten

    its corona time

  • Dragonlover99 wolflover99
    Dragonlover99 wolflover99 Päivä sitten

    Hey mark and or marks and ethan community i really need someone to talk to i just feel like dying and i dont know what to do

  • Griffin Rix
    Griffin Rix Päivä sitten

    Give it to the hospitals

  • Spidey I Think
    Spidey I Think Päivä sitten

    Title: Two Men Attempt to Avoid Donating to Charity While Trying to Convince Each Other to Spread Coronavirus

  • Antiplier edits
    Antiplier edits Päivä sitten

    Anyone else trying not to touch their face along with them, No? Just me ok xD