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  • ANUBHA JAIN
    ANUBHA JAIN 5 tuntia sitten

    Why is the volume level so messed up in the daily show videos sometimes? Like I have the volume on full blast and yet all I hear is a murmur

  • Thragon68
    Thragon68 6 tuntia sitten

    yet another brilliant person misusing their energy.... Consider you don't know all that's really going on. Consider the "info" you're getting from the media is overblown...it's not like they haven't been guilty of that in the past. Consider the president wants to tell you more but there are sensitive operations going on around the world and here in America.... Consider that if he did tell you something, the media would accuse him of being crazy or lying... as they do regularly...
    Consider there is something called military intelligence, actual persons investigating things, which the likes of you think are conspiracy theory....like you were taught to.... Consider there are groups, organizations that fund terrorists and plan pandemics...Consider most mainstream media outlets are heinous complicit in this operation....Consider it is a real virus but not spread organically, but being spread manually by these operatives...Consider the president knows this and the military knows this and the operations around the world are to put a halt to this manufactured pandemic....hence, why he wasn't worried, because they had a plan to stop it....Consider the lockdown is to help prevent further cases of infection as well as keep people out of harm's way as the operations unfold...Consider there is a cure and has been administered worldwide...look up at the chemtrails above you.....Consider all the troops sent to Europe recently -30,000 U S troops and 7000 troops from other countries. What could they be doing as the media is silent on it"....Consider all those troops not wearing any protective gear against this virus....There is so much more to reality than you allow yourselves to consider.... Truth is stranger than fiction

  • Karen Eggenschwiler
    Karen Eggenschwiler 6 tuntia sitten

    How about reporting on Switzerland? How is your dad?

  • Janelle Atkinson
    Janelle Atkinson 7 tuntia sitten

    That was an fracking amazing accent that you did for the Italian part.

  • Dejame Decirte
    Dejame Decirte 7 tuntia sitten

    Her roots are showing, and I'm not talking about her ancestry. 😁

  • Dejame Decirte
    Dejame Decirte 7 tuntia sitten

    Self-Quarantining: You can smell your own farts only...not others'. 🤭

  • Dejame Decirte
    Dejame Decirte 7 tuntia sitten

    How Horrible To Be Stuck At Home With Your Own Kids !!! 😝

  • Dejame Decirte
    Dejame Decirte 7 tuntia sitten

    "The Great Trumpression"

  • Dejame Decirte
    Dejame Decirte 7 tuntia sitten

    It would be difficult to "wipe yourself" with a "calculator"...It might "multiply" on your fingers !!! Yikes !!!

  • Dejame Decirte
    Dejame Decirte 7 tuntia sitten

    New COVID19 Symptoms: "A Lack of Sense of Smell" ...and "A Lack of Life." 😬

  • Beverly Adams
    Beverly Adams 8 tuntia sitten

    I know Trevor doesn't have any control over the ads that come up during his show on FIchannel but the Epoch Times just had an ad and it was just...bizarre.

  • Hajara Hamza
    Hajara Hamza 9 tuntia sitten

    That's right. An entire bus in India goes into lockdown"🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Nicky Nattanuch
    Nicky Nattanuch 10 tuntia sitten

    Now I understand why the Italian mobsters are the legendary gangster.

  • Kudzai Ryan Kafesu
    Kudzai Ryan Kafesu 11 tuntia sitten

    Trevor sounds less funny without the studio audience 🤔

  • Michael Ham
    Michael Ham 11 tuntia sitten

    I feel like trevor is less funny without the audience laughing.

  • Troy Truong
    Troy Truong 13 tuntia sitten

    My 4 yoa nephew knows all states capital within a week after i bought him a US puzzle map. He can recite all states in abc order! I cant even name 3 states in order. Lol

  • Debra Williams
    Debra Williams 13 tuntia sitten

    WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD OF BEEN A MOTHER WHO BABY SIT THEIR WHO KIDS, THAT'S HOW THE BABY SITTERS FEELS WHIL SOME FAMILY IS AT WORK. AND THEIR KIDS IS BEHAVING WITH BABY SITTERS, WHO IS TAKING CARE OF THEM....BY GIVING BABY SITTERS LOTS OF
    , STRESS AND BLOOD PRESSURE. ....CORONAVIRUS IS TEACHING MOST OF US PARENTS HOW IT FEELS WHEN TEACHERS OF THESE CHILDREN ALL DAY, BABIES, TODDLERS, INFANTS AND TEENAGERS....TRAIN UP KIDS PROPERLY AND WHEN THERE'S A CORONAVIRUS LIKE THIS, THE HOUSE WITH KIDS WILL NOT BE A ZOO OR WAR ZONES...CORONAVIRUS IS A LESSON TO TO EVERYONE TO APPRECIATE WHAT GOD GIVE. US ON EARTH OR GOD WILL DESTROY....EXACTLY WHAT GOD IS DOING. NO ONE APPRECIATE GOD ABOVE, OR THE LONG LIFE GOD GAVE MOST OF US. REMEMBER IS GOD, PUT US TO SLEEP AND WAKE US UP IN THE MORNING TO GO TO WORK AND HAVE A HEALTHY BRAIN, AND TO BE WISE WITH KNOWLEDGE....REMEMBER NO COUNTRY IS POWERFUL OR NO ONE ON EARTH OR MEN IS POWERFUL. BUT GOD THE MAN ABOVE... GOD IS VERY ANGRY WITH THE WORLD ON THE EARTH AND THE WICKED PEOPLE ON EARTH.

  • Debra Williams
    Debra Williams 13 tuntia sitten

    FRIGGING LYING CORRUPT NONSENSE PHARAOH THE LYING LEADER WRITING KIN JONG UN'S , THAT PHARAOH WILL IN THE CORONAVIRUS REALLY COMMANDER OF THIEF?????...PHARAOH THE COMMANDER OF THIEF CANNOT HELP USA AND ESPECIALLY NEW YORK CITY WITH ENOUGH VENTILATORS MUCH LESS...PHARAOH THE LYING COMMANDER WANT TO HELP ANOTHER COUNTRY WHAT FRIGGING BC...JACKASS...??????

  • Debra Williams
    Debra Williams 13 tuntia sitten

    PHARAOH THE LYING COMMANDER OF THIEF PHARAOH THE USA LEADER DOESN'T CARE ABOUT REPUBLICAN REPUBLICAN ROMNEY. HE IS SICK WITH CORONAVIRUS...THAT MEANS THE WHITE HOUSE IS CONTAMINATED WITH CORONAVIRUS. CORRUPT REPUBLICAN GOVERNMENT TELL THE TRUTH FRIGGING LIARS.

  • Debra Williams
    Debra Williams 13 tuntia sitten

    TRUE THAT. NEW YORK CITY, NEEDS TO FRIGGING OFF THE FRIGGING STREETS AND FIND SOMETHING TO DO INSIDE THEIR HOME. DO BE OUTSIDE unless IS TYE SUPER MARRKETS, PHARMACY , OR GOING TO WORK, NURSES. OR NUSES AIDES, AND HOSPITALS. GET OFF THE FRIGGING STREETS AND STOP SPREAD CORONAVIRUS O. NEW YORK CITY STREETS...

  • Jamie ModelVsDirector
    Jamie ModelVsDirector 16 tuntia sitten

    😭😭😭😂😂😂

  • Aaron Seet
    Aaron Seet 21 tunti sitten

    So she's the one who stole my t-shirt.

  • Norm Ramspeck
    Norm Ramspeck 22 tuntia sitten

    Please fix your mic I can barely hear you

  • Shannon C
    Shannon C Päivä sitten

    Thank you so much for still being there, Trevor! It lightens things up and maintains the right kind of normalcy.

  • Scorpius Jones
    Scorpius Jones Päivä sitten

    Desi is freaking hilarious 😄

  • Zo Lbz
    Zo Lbz Päivä sitten

    lmao go play video games

  • Elisabeth
    Elisabeth Päivä sitten

    You ppl wanted kids, now CHOKE on them. I have a Rotti and I love being with him. I have a huge yard. A private beach near by. I take lots of naps. Treats. I love it. I was prepared for this forever

  • Elisabeth
    Elisabeth Päivä sitten

    Your accent is adorable

  • ALarson323
    ALarson323 Päivä sitten

    3:47 Correction: Jolly Green Giant would be out there selling his KIDNEY BEANS! Haha

  • ABBAdeius
    ABBAdeius Päivä sitten

    i want a drink-
    now!

  • Lina Rathod
    Lina Rathod Päivä sitten

    That

  • Lina Rathod
    Lina Rathod Päivä sitten

    It wount happen in kenya either...police acting like goons ...Trevor...u should touch on what

  • mayankaism
    mayankaism Päivä sitten

    #TrevorForPresident

  • latropajaleosa
    latropajaleosa Päivä sitten

    I am glad you are practicing solidarity. What the country needs is just another person looking for a lack of solidarity. As if you know everything... I can't watch you again!!!

  • Lucy Yeager
    Lucy Yeager Päivä sitten

    Just shared the Desi video chat with my 9 year old - thanks for the belly laughs. I also wanted him to hear from an intelligent male role model - thank you Mr. Noah!

  • Shivam Chaturvedi
    Shivam Chaturvedi Päivä sitten

    Just me or is Trevor's audio too low?

  • Newton Newton
    Newton Newton Päivä sitten

    oh oh corona lolll

  • Lanfeartyve
    Lanfeartyve Päivä sitten

    I'm Desi!! Help me!

  • MolecularPTSDNeuroscience
    MolecularPTSDNeuroscience Päivä sitten +1

    Good day Mr. Noah,
    My name is Nicole and I am an undergraduate student who is also a researcher. I found this exciting opportunity for all researchers and people, to use their skills and volunteer to help other scientists working directly with COVID 19.

    I think this is wonderful, and I intend to volunteer my time. Let the scientific community band together, and do what we do best, use science to help the world. Even if your not a scientist you can still help volunteer!
    If you could share this on your show I feel it would help people in this time of crisis, maybe even mitigate social isolation one feels during social distancing. This would be really helpful to share and help each other.
    crowdfightcovid19.org/volunteers
    Thank you for your time and consideration Mr. Noah

  • WolfMan831
    WolfMan831 Päivä sitten

    The Tokyo Olympics getting delayed is sad since the games is the way for Japan to show how much they recovered from 2011 Earthquake, Tsunami, and Nuclear Diaster.

  • Clara Freise
    Clara Freise Päivä sitten

    I am German and have never seen a person in lederhosen 😂

  • mayan camera
    mayan camera Päivä sitten

    TREVOR ...u lighten up our lives and light up our days with funnies...love u much.. A NATIVE NEW YORKER

  • bhram
    bhram Päivä sitten

    I just watch his shows to hear his laughter. Its contagious ! 🤣

  • EL Plagua
    EL Plagua Päivä sitten

    Look at all the reporter's reactions when they heard him take that classless cheap shot at Romney 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

  • mob psych
    mob psych Päivä sitten

    sounds kinda weird without the laughter in the background🤔😆

  • Luis Alejandro Lopez Camacho

    Are those big balls behind Trevor just lamps?

  • Suzanne Barzee
    Suzanne Barzee Päivä sitten

    He is such a goof. Love his silliness.

  • MING LEE
    MING LEE Päivä sitten

    Fuck the Corna virus

  • Ady Dix9
    Ady Dix9 2 päivää sitten

    educational video with humour 😂👍🏻

  • Kicki Free
    Kicki Free 2 päivää sitten

    Or can you imagine having Trump singing and dancing for us UGH! PUKE!

  • Orpheus
    Orpheus 2 päivää sitten

    Desi is just too precious for mankind XD

  • Jennifer Thompson
    Jennifer Thompson 2 päivää sitten

    Trevor is awesome because I'm still laughing out loud without an audience. That is a true test of the writers' talent and his delivery of the material!

  • 413stKrew
    413stKrew 2 päivää sitten

    the last joke was a bit long , and not really funny . Also how are you going to go from importing most of the PPE to making it locally overnight. 90% of manufacturing is long since gone along with the logistics . Nothing is going to happen overnight even if you order it.

  • who likes spaghetti?
    who likes spaghetti? 2 päivää sitten

    about that anosmia, it's correct, about 30% of covid patients reported loss of ability to smell
    this guy is really good informed

  • Truth&Dogs Chell
    Truth&Dogs Chell 2 päivää sitten

    Joe Biden says “ We can only vote for Trump “ 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🤣okay I will

  • Kiah Totenkopf
    Kiah Totenkopf 2 päivää sitten

    You think Trump ended his letter to North Korea with, “BTW, is Covid19 the Christmas present you threatened US with back in December?”😳

  • Dan Palcu
    Dan Palcu 2 päivää sitten

    Greetings from a surreal Brazil. Great place to find proof there is stupidity beyond the Trump boundary. But on the Italian approach to keep people in the house, check out the "dove cazzo vai?!" drone army, from the Messina township in south Italy.
    I wonder what they will call the Mafia.

    fichannel.info/videot/cK-keYdshGeIl6s

  • ForEva Maeva
    ForEva Maeva 2 päivää sitten

    6:00 deadass tho 💀😂😂😂

  • T Moore
    T Moore 2 päivää sitten

    Funny show....

  • Bailey Shay
    Bailey Shay 2 päivää sitten

    LMAO “when you have a kid, you think you’re gonna spend an hour a day TOPS...i’m spending 24 HOURS a day with him. it’s a LOT” 😂😂😂

  • annag cocl
    annag cocl 2 päivää sitten

    demand increase. That’s some team spirit!

  • P Cuisine Lakay
    P Cuisine Lakay 2 päivää sitten

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂😂😂😂

  • P Cuisine Lakay
    P Cuisine Lakay 2 päivää sitten

    We should all comment laughing faces to fill in for his audience lol on top of our comments lol it would be the best

  • P Cuisine Lakay
    P Cuisine Lakay 2 päivää sitten

    Go Italy and DEFINITELY GO SPAIN'S POLICE LOL

    • annag cocl
      annag cocl 2 päivää sitten +1

      Yea.... Desi is definitely drunk 😂😂🤣😂🤣. Thank you for keeping us laughing hard. #COVIDbeGone

  • Gem Talks
    Gem Talks 2 päivää sitten +4

    Funny how so many people are complaining about being stuck at home with THIER children. I dont understand it.

  • Nuke Em
    Nuke Em 2 päivää sitten +1

    Death to America
    I never it will be true

  • kinG iZZy
    kinG iZZy 2 päivää sitten

    09:58 *_lemme guess...from CHINA???_*

  • Gem Talks
    Gem Talks 2 päivää sitten

    Lol... you are right about that shit I can't imagine the Orlando Police getting out and playing in Pine Hills cuz it would play out just like you did it. "Shots fired!!!!" "Shooot heeer!!!"

  • Gary Gare
    Gary Gare 2 päivää sitten

    how about the TP hoarders be compassionate and share. help eachother.

  • Marty MC
    Marty MC 2 päivää sitten

    How to cook 🐀 🐀 with a 🔍 🔎

  • Victoria Rodriguez
    Victoria Rodriguez 2 päivää sitten

    0:55 question. What should you do if that happens? Asking for a friend.

  • Rohit Patel
    Rohit Patel 2 päivää sitten

    @trevor
    In case of India, 1.3 billion people are under lockdown.
    Not just 100 million.

  • Ariela Diaz
    Ariela Diaz 2 päivää sitten

    Hi Trevor! Here's a news story of some youth who were also concerned about the children not receiving meals every day and decided to do something about it:
    news.bahai.org/story/1405/

  • Duane Ducharme
    Duane Ducharme 2 päivää sitten +1

    Brilliant! Even more than usual. Love you man..

  • Dennis Cha
    Dennis Cha 2 päivää sitten

    Correction: Sea of Japan -> East Sea

  • Natasha Penn
    Natasha Penn 2 päivää sitten

    Oof I've never related to Desi more than in this video

  • Shirley Whitt
    Shirley Whitt 2 päivää sitten

    As I watch this video, I'm sewing cotton masks for a local hospital. They're not much to look at but I'm assuming they wouldn't ask for them if there isn't a need.

  • SRoybal
    SRoybal 2 päivää sitten

    Please add a laugh track :) I know it's odd but almost all sitcoms are edited with fake laughs anyway. I actually worked as a laugher a few times in LA :)

  • Emerald bay
    Emerald bay 2 päivää sitten

    Yea.... Desi is definitely drunk 😂😂🤣😂🤣. Thank you for keeping us laughing hard. #COVIDbeGone

  • Metal King Studio
    Metal King Studio 2 päivää sitten

    Trevor's American Mayor accent pleases me greatly.