Trump’s Big Plan To “Pack Churches” On Easter | The Daily Social Distancing Show

  • Julkaistu 25.03.2020
  • The economy gets a trillion-dollar stimulus, Amazon asks for donations during the pandemic, and Trump wants to re-open the country by Easter. #DailyShow #TrevorNoah #Easter
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  • D W
    D W 6 päivää sitten

    Uh-oh.. l'il Trebor gots the "speed-talkin'" goin'... MO coke wit you sequestration, African boy?..

  • humble servant
    humble servant 11 päivää sitten

    God is always first 🌍💝💖👍👍💕and all jobs too

  • Barbara Hess
    Barbara Hess 15 päivää sitten

    Dump Trump the Donald is a 🦆 I don't TRUST him at all.

    KALDOUT WNZ 17 päivää sitten +1

    He is also so close to the guy interviewing him. NOOOOOO. Back the heck up. In fact dont talk to me . Incidentally what does he know about Resurrection Sunday ? Zilch.

  • Creative Artsie
    Creative Artsie 23 päivää sitten


  • Creative Artsie
    Creative Artsie 23 päivää sitten


  • Brian Glass
    Brian Glass 23 päivää sitten

    I'm surprised this hasn't been removed

  • Calen Joshua
    Calen Joshua 29 päivää sitten

    Trevor is not good now going against God is the worst thing a comedian has done

  • Michele Strydom
    Michele Strydom Uukausi sitten

    Have respect for my Saviour Jesus Christ. I was always a Fan of your show. But not anymore. You are disrespectful. Jesus still loves you, although you don't even deserve it. Remember this clip when your world tumble down. I feel sad for you. Leaving your page, because you don't respect my religion. I will pray for you.

    LOYAL ONE Uukausi sitten

    Why do we even listen to this bs trevor you are a fool please if I was your boss I'll fire you and kick you out of this country go back to the jungle ..

  • 米小七
    米小七 Uukausi sitten


  • 米小七
    米小七 Uukausi sitten


  • Mr. Rene Moreno
    Mr. Rene Moreno Uukausi sitten

    Congress might not have that much money for all states now❄️😎!

  • Mr. Rene Moreno
    Mr. Rene Moreno Uukausi sitten

    I hope Jerry isn't really your New Roommate now❄️😎!

  • Julia McCoog
    Julia McCoog Uukausi sitten +1

    It must be weird for Trevor to be telling the jokes with no laughs and then getting serious again. He handles it well!

  • Annabell Arendse
    Annabell Arendse Uukausi sitten

    As a Christian in South Africa I’m so disgusted with you Trevor. I’m officially an ex fan. How sad. You are a disgrace to South African Christians.

  • Christine De Beer
    Christine De Beer Uukausi sitten

    You are such a racist!!! What are you doing here? Go back to South Africa!!! Comedian my arse!!! Mocking God? Your day of reckoning will come!!!😡😡😡😡

  • Supertyp
    Supertyp Uukausi sitten

    "You name the virus after where it is" nope, doofus, you name it after where it came from, and it came from Wuhan, China and the CCP tried to cover it up. But hey who needs facts when you need to construct a lousy punchline...

  • magdalene adjei
    magdalene adjei Uukausi sitten

    why is the fair maiden Black?

  • gidi
    gidi Uukausi sitten

    Serious question here:
    - The Chinese accent wasn't up to Trevor's standards.
    - People all over the world are treating lightly with China these days so as to not get banned there/lose business opportunities.
    Realistic option? Or am I seeing ghosts here?

  • Samar Al
    Samar Al Uukausi sitten +2

    It's so worse that my own trashy father still takes it lightly and coughs, sneeze without covering his mouth in the entire house, I wouldn't even dare to call it a home.. 😒😒😒

  • Tomas Neshoba.holba
    Tomas Neshoba.holba Uukausi sitten

    The people are fools, once the legal precedent is set it will apply to all laws and regulation in the future. That means the government can festive you from religion for any reason it sees fit in the future.
    Just like forfeiture and seizure was made for drug cartels only, now it is and can be applied to any law.
    Your all saps for this melodramatic B.S. !

    DAVID FERNANDEZ Uukausi sitten

    I bet you did not say anything like this about Obama no matter how he screwed the US. because he is black

  • KimfromSoCal
    KimfromSoCal Uukausi sitten

    And Trevor Noah...tries to be funny! yeah..ugh...not

  • Lulu Rose
    Lulu Rose Uukausi sitten +4

    For president
    Noah: like
    Trump: comment

  • vivi sakhrie
    vivi sakhrie Uukausi sitten

    His jokes is becoming dry...

  • jerry hunter
    jerry hunter Uukausi sitten

    Idiot he said he would like but of course you will make it what it ain’t like the rest of the shi****media

  • Homer Da Man
    Homer Da Man Uukausi sitten

    Well he got rid of the guy who was assigned as acting head. Only took them a week to do that.

  • MysteriousGuy
    MysteriousGuy Uukausi sitten
    Please subscribe, share and hit the bell icon button to get notified once I will upload a new video. Stay safe!

  • Gabriel
    Gabriel Uukausi sitten

    Trevor you are not funny and a entertainer

  • bbsy1
    bbsy1 Uukausi sitten

    The Manama and child ball things look more like giant cookie jars than balls. Or maybe his apartment has elephantitus .

  • Abdulqayyum Gaffoor
    Abdulqayyum Gaffoor Uukausi sitten

    People is like oh my god are you that dumb

  • Marie HICKEY
    Marie HICKEY Uukausi sitten


  • Mystery Meat
    Mystery Meat Uukausi sitten

    Excuse me, but has Trump ever actually set foot in a church to practice religion?

  • Sekou Sesay
    Sekou Sesay Uukausi sitten

    This guy don't like Trump

  • Celisar1
    Celisar1 Uukausi sitten

    Stoptalking about the American President being the most powerful person in the world! That ship has sailed a long time ago.

  • Ye Wang
    Ye Wang Uukausi sitten

    Trump,"I want to re-open America by Easter"
    Coronavirus,"Please do"

  • J Vp
    J Vp Uukausi sitten

    Why don’t talk about hundreds of millions pelosi want to give to an art foundation? Fuck you ,

  • mz tech
    mz tech Uukausi sitten

    Can anyone can give a rough idea of ratio of trump supoorters: trump haters

  • okow tina
    okow tina Uukausi sitten

    Trump's just saying these things for the stock market.

  • 神木
    神木 Uukausi sitten

    Wow, the American problem turned out to be so negative! China welcomes immigrant Americans to immigrate to China! China has obvious system advantages over your country. let's move!

  • pienke _123
    pienke _123 Uukausi sitten +1

    You are so duscusting!!!
    Why dont you go to Gates so he sticks a vaccine in your ass!!
    You are such a puppet!!!

  • 文爭鳴
    文爭鳴 Uukausi sitten

    You are right!

  • shadow light
    shadow light Uukausi sitten

    Tell a joke to Americans: "Trump"

  • lieu Gebo
    lieu Gebo Uukausi sitten

    What a fucking pole smoker

  • Liew Hong Khang
    Liew Hong Khang Uukausi sitten

    trump is like joker, with more makeup wkwkwk so funny

  • EMajen Cats
    EMajen Cats Uukausi sitten

    I'm on a headset in full volume I have been laughing so hard that I choked and cough so hard! Got a worried look with bulging eyes from my husband... No baby! It's not corona! It's Trevor!

  • Jim Zanis
    Jim Zanis Uukausi sitten

    I think Trump should pack Peeps up his ass on Easter!!

  • X Y Z
    X Y Z Uukausi sitten +1

    11:12 ouch!

  • CaptEoNinja83
    CaptEoNinja83 Uukausi sitten

    Dear Jeff Bezos.
    You are sick. Spare a billion to make testing kits, it will hardly dent your platinum toilets.
    From the rest of the world, F U

  • Beena Plumber
    Beena Plumber Uukausi sitten

    Why is Prince Chuckles "self-isolating?" Isn't there a law about mandatory quarantines over there yet? Does he actually have a choice? (I just want to see him skipped over and see King William next. He was so cute as a little boy! Charles has always looked old and unpleasant. That's all.)

  • Joshua Hendricks
    Joshua Hendricks Uukausi sitten

    Trevor as much as I'd like to jump on hating Jeff. There is more to the Amazon story, please do give it's due research.
    Seriously I would love to jump on the bus.

  • mixio hili
    mixio hili 2 kuukautta sitten

    Oh yeah, turkey’s president is asking for donation from his people too...

  • Elaine Marie
    Elaine Marie 2 kuukautta sitten

    You can’t believe the numbers from China...

  • sherrie c
    sherrie c 2 kuukautta sitten

    I'm sorry but,he doesn't read the Bible with congregation, he doesn't sing off program, he doesn't pledge and when his family do pledge, they pledge with left hand. He would like for us to have Easter so he can kill us.Do they go to church? So, he can kill folks. Economy would be right for him. What is he trying to do kill us?? What about the babies? We pray wherever,whenever, and at anytime. We don't need EGGS that bad not even on the white house lawn!!! 🇱🇷🇱🇷 usafsgt STL🇱🇷

  • Ame Yuki
    Ame Yuki 2 kuukautta sitten

    Though the resurrection is the future hope. Jesus never said the celebrate his resurrection. It is not a commandment. However love Thy neighbor is a commandment. Therefore, if you must celebrate this man made holiday, Zoom your congregation to celebrate it. Heed Jesus command to love your neighbor.

    • mixio hili
      mixio hili 2 kuukautta sitten

      Saying Trump had a "big" plan to " pack" churches is BS and FAKE NEWS, the kind you always give out. You can see now it was only a thought Trump had and in no way did h

  • k t
    k t 2 kuukautta sitten

    On another note I just heard Bill Gates say, he hopes this clears up in 6 months. How many people in a full church will have the coronavirus and infect people with it ? America also has spies that live in different countries.

  • Maya Khaldi
    Maya Khaldi 2 kuukautta sitten


  • VENOM 2018
    VENOM 2018 2 kuukautta sitten


  • Gmmonica godsgotthis
    Gmmonica godsgotthis 2 kuukautta sitten

    Ok I'm bored...but I am trying to fight for our jobs back. We can have wash stations put in our companies so we can work again. We can have forehead thermometers so we can scan over someone's Head with a thin plastic so it won't get on the thermometer's.
    If your a home owner read until the end.
    We let them take our jobs. They need to let EVERYONE GO BACK TO WORK BUT THE elderly, the sick and the people with autoimmune disorders.Everyone must wear mask and gloves. That's is!! This is ridiculous.
    We have to work.
    They have a movie called "Contagion" it came out in 2011. How did they know? Look up Bill Gates talking bout viruses and he also did a few TED talks, as did others and Bill said that we aren't prepared.
    Look up Dr. Bruce Aylwand who is the Canadian head of the W.H.O. World Health Organization. This doctor had just came back from Wuhun China and he was NOT under quarantine. He stammered and laughed when asked "why he wasn't under Quarantine" being that he had just come from Wuhun China? Trust me, they have the antibody which is what they give people when they go abroad (it's the shot they give for malaria and they know it works and so do other antibiotics. I heard a guy say believe it or not, that he took pentrexçil, it's a Mexican antibiotic you can buy in Mexico- I don't know if that is true because it's just a video floating around and I also read that antibiotics don't kill viruses but why is the government saying they have a shortage on penicillin and other antibiotics...sound suspect to me. I beat Cancer without Chemotherapy so I've read a lot and watched a lot of videos on FIchannel and I've read that antibiotic don't work for a virus but people are saying that some antibiotics are working for this virus (do they actually have the virus...who knows...we are bring lied to in a HUGE WAY.) But we need to WAKE UP PEOPLE and start asking a lot of questions.
    If China did it then we need to STOP trading with them. We can start our own companies HERE! We make ourself our own products and sell our own stuff like we use to and really Make America great again.
    WAKE UP everyone!
    The only people who need to stay home are the old people and the people with autoimmune disorders and the people who have fever's, this is over kill. We can all use mask, gloves and disinfect.
    We are being lied to by the Media. It's true that the virus is a live and kicking but they I believe are putting it out in these geoengineered clouds. Why doesn't someone start by simply testing the soot/junk that's on our cars. You wash your car and two hours later and the car is a light film again and it gets worse by the hours. Can someone please take the initiative and test it. Ask Donald Trump to do it. It's not that expensive. I lost my job so I can't do it.
    These Crooks are profiting off of us and doing population control, everyone knows it but no one want to get their head out of the Rabbit whole.
    These CROOKS HAVE DEVISED A WAY TO MAKE US BROKE, TAKE OUR HOMES AGAIN AND TAKE OUR JOBS. These crooks are making us entrepreneurs lose what we have worked so hard for and get ride of the middle class. The only people who can recover from this are the rich.
    I have a family and I can no longer work. One of my kids will have to close her business, which she made $160,000 in profit per year after 12 years it's gone just like that! My son is barely hanging on to his job because he's a supervisor and my other two kids which worked for 2 different start up company have both lost their jobs to to the companies going belly up, gone just like that. WE have all let them take our Jobs.
    Again we need to force the government to let us go back or sue them. The only people that should stay home are the old and the sick and the people with autoimmune disorders.
    I also believe everyone won't get the stimulus package. They will pick and choose who will get it.
    Ending my message to all the people who are profiting (follow the money) you might get away with this on Earth but read at least the book of Revelation or just push play on FIchannel. Or put on the FIchannel about the plagues and famine that we will go through. Read about the CHILD of perdition in the last days. It's just a press of a button. It is easier for the Rich to denounce the Bible because of their demise and the foretelling of it in the Bible. So I understand why you hide behind your money. The rich are sick in love with their money...Prime example watch the movie "All the money in the world". It's a true story about a rich man named J. Paul Getty. He is an example of how they are sick with the Love of money and they will do anything for it or like in this case won't do anything just to keep every dime.
    Please wake up people and start a class action lawsuits to force the government to let us work or they pay with paying us for the damages they have caused us.
    Banksters are up to it again. Look it up. There are new options that the banks are offering $45,000 for your home if you are in default. How convenient. 😠😡 Banks want their house back and they much rather pay us $45,000 then for us to live rent free while we stay in our homes as we did in the last real estate crisis. Not all banks are offering but I bet they will.
    Sue for our jobs back. Fight the Elite!

  • ETCF Y
    ETCF Y 2 kuukautta sitten

    Is DUMB DUMB for real???! I really like you, Trevor! Love your show! But DUMB DUMB is no where near being the most powerful man in the world! ... and (among MANY other things) more common sense! YUP! The DUMB DUMB is a SOB!

  • Mainstream Gmail
    Mainstream Gmail 2 kuukautta sitten

    Trevor, you should put “pack churches” in your mouth instead of pick and choose ‘cut and paste’ words to make the store to your points.

  • charles Maneno
    charles Maneno 2 kuukautta sitten

    How many people die of the FLU? Cancer, Malaria etc....Why have we not had a complete shut down before? Why scare people and blame it on Trump?Agenda? 5G? You have no reason to be on air if all you say is half baked or scripted. A disgrace you are...A disgrace

  • dancingnature
    dancingnature 2 kuukautta sitten +1

    I’ve been calling Trump the Antichrist for awhile now. You just never expect the Antichrist to actually be stupid

  • Guigui Toon
    Guigui Toon 2 kuukautta sitten +1

    The USA and the UK are gonna pay for the greed of the governments they elected the heavy price. You get the leaders you deserve.
    With world-class intelligence and surveillance systems they got the information about the virus danger as early as February from what was happening in Iran and Italy, and later in France and Spain (without taking into account fake data from China).
    They could have bought time and preparedness by locking their countries to save lives like most European countries did. They preferred to buy time for the Stock Exchange to save profits of a happy few instead. They will now lose both and there is yet still people saying Trump and Johnson are great leaders.Good thing is that everything is on record and dated so the timeline will be easy to analyze by historians in the future: but will they ever pay for it?

  • Grace Bertrand
    Grace Bertrand 2 kuukautta sitten

    I suggest DONNIE find a packed Church, enter with wife, MALARIA and sit in the MIDDLE of all the people , shake hands, hug, and KISS them ALL... preferably exchanging spit!!!

  • Vanessa Walker
    Vanessa Walker 2 kuukautta sitten

    Trump throws a tantrum when he thinks someone is being mean to him criticizing him in anyway. You can tell by the way he talks he knows nothing about political science the way he speaks and talks so broadly and vaguely and never informativly.

  • Vanessa Walker
    Vanessa Walker 2 kuukautta sitten

    Trump a leader is a joke? He is going to kill us all.

  • Sahil Tack
    Sahil Tack 2 kuukautta sitten

    In wuhan the animals market is on again ... and eating bats and dogs begin

  • Paul Airola
    Paul Airola 2 kuukautta sitten

    Why should Trevor care he's not a christian nor cares about GOD he's a dip

    • King6d9
      King6d9 2 kuukautta sitten

      Going to Church right now is the dumbest thing imaginable...

  • Anthony Dennis
    Anthony Dennis 2 kuukautta sitten

    Saying Trump had a "big" plan to " pack" churches is BS and FAKE NEWS, the kind you always give out. You can see now it was only a thought Trump had and in no way did he carry it out. He used sound judgement and extended the period another 30 days at the advice of his experts and common sense. Go peddle your BS to your commie left friends.

  • Heavenly Chatter
    Heavenly Chatter 2 kuukautta sitten

    Is it safe to buy toilet paper from China yet?

  • xoobo vola
    xoobo vola 2 kuukautta sitten

    "From Trevor's couch in New York City to your couch somewhere in the world" -> FAKE NEWS! He's clearly sitting on a simple chair, as am I, cause I don't even have a couch!

  • Maryam Al-ghazali
    Maryam Al-ghazali 2 kuukautta sitten

    😂🤣 just because it is Easter specialty for him he wants to kill us with coronaviruses

  • zoologist1992
    zoologist1992 2 kuukautta sitten

    I'm not a big fan of large crowds during the Seachtar Na Casca anniversary in the first place. Especially not in Bloody Boston or The Big Craphole. I'm a Carsonist who loves his jack and hates the Catholic Supremacist government in Dublin.

    • zoologist1992
      zoologist1992 2 kuukautta sitten

      @xoobo vola A niver said A want any. A gaut enuf toddlers in Clann Fearghaille why get ma own? I might marry a lady if she prefers to live aw alone wif me in the swamps along rio de santa maria yet she canny be a tim.

    • xoobo vola
      xoobo vola 2 kuukautta sitten

      Why should I pay for people too stupid to buy a condom? If you can't afford to buy your kids lunch you shouldn't have kids

  • Ash Towers
    Ash Towers 2 kuukautta sitten

    The stimulus is a bailout for corporations, crappy reporting Trevor, common. We get crumbs only if we make a small enough amount of money while companies that just got a 2 trillion dollar tax cut 2 years ago get a huge portion of the "stimulus". This is robbery and the american people have to pay for it. Yes we need to boost the economy but not at the price of leaving people behind. Still no rent protections and big corporations in this dumbass stimulus can fire whoever they want and buyback their out stocks after the pandemic with the bailout money...........

  • Smile Mor-phony
    Smile Mor-phony 2 kuukautta sitten

    'Florida Megachurch Pastor Cancels Services After Arrest for Breaking Coronavirus Rules', but it's OK if our Dictator in Chief want to do it. And now as millions lose their jobs, their cars, pets, homes, spouses & commit suicide Congress goes on VACATION until April 20th, no doubt traveling where-ever-the hell they want living the high life. **Boycott Amazon** Put that rat bastard out of business. Trump and his family are Jewish, since when is Easter important to them? Trump couldn't stop lying even if he was injected with truth serum.

  • J man
    J man 2 kuukautta sitten

    I only came to the comments to tell you how hate filled you always sound when you talk about the President of the United States. You're still mad that Clinton lost. I understand.

  • Amanda Zahorik
    Amanda Zahorik 2 kuukautta sitten

    OK, OK, brilliant and everything as usual, but seriously, Trevor: how do you keep your flowers so fresh when you can't actually leave the house to buy flowers?

  • 354gangsta
    354gangsta 2 kuukautta sitten +1

    Go undercover and show us the process of how his hairdo comes about everyday 😂😂😂 i need to see this b4 the world comes to an end 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • Emily Smith
    Emily Smith 2 kuukautta sitten

    Most of what Donald Trump said are nonsense. Stay at home to protect yourselves or wear a mask when going outside. I've just got my order of some N-95 masks from

  • Bess Gamble-Williams
    Bess Gamble-Williams 2 kuukautta sitten

    This United States MARINE....loves U boo. Keep telling the TRUTH. Semper FI. #QueenMarine

  • Prob_io
    Prob_io 2 kuukautta sitten

    Trump is goddamn stupid.

  • Jescy Ronia
    Jescy Ronia 2 kuukautta sitten


  • shit ass
    shit ass 2 kuukautta sitten

    Fuck Donald Trump

  • melanie Tirbany
    melanie Tirbany 2 kuukautta sitten


  • kookie love lakna
    kookie love lakna 2 kuukautta sitten

    America's biggest virus now is big headed trump. Americans country is yours not trump's ..

  • kookie love lakna
    kookie love lakna 2 kuukautta sitten

    We r from a developing country with less resources.. But what is so called America doing right now.. Deaths are just became a number to them.. Stop blaming China they don't have it.. But u have it.. Same time being so called biggest developed country can't u protect ur people

  • Shauka Hodan
    Shauka Hodan 2 kuukautta sitten +4

    Search “Exponential Threat” in FIchannel and all will be explained!

  • jim beam
    jim beam 2 kuukautta sitten

    Why should I pay for people too stupid to buy a condom? If you can't afford to buy your kids lunch you shouldn't have kids

  • Andrew Crane
    Andrew Crane 2 kuukautta sitten

    I miss being in my church Sunday I can't wait for the city open back up

    • Andrew Crane
      Andrew Crane 2 kuukautta sitten

      @Shauka Hodan I do security in my church I just where a mask and gloves

    • Shauka Hodan
      Shauka Hodan 2 kuukautta sitten

      getting infected with the virus. This is a critical time and people need to take precautions to prevent being infected and to save lives.

  • furenaef
    furenaef 2 kuukautta sitten

    trump literally cant do anything good. according to the left. just lmaooooo

  • Vishal Coodye
    Vishal Coodye 2 kuukautta sitten

    Yo Trev, your flowers needs watering 😊

  • Kunwar Varun
    Kunwar Varun 2 kuukautta sitten +2

    We all love Trevor for a person he is and even a better comedian but it hurts to know that he is just another propagandist.

  • Adinsxify
    Adinsxify 2 kuukautta sitten

    "From Trevor's couch in New York City to your couch somewhere in the world" -> FAKE NEWS! He's clearly sitting on a simple chair, as am I, cause I don't even have a couch! ;)

  • Alla Veles
    Alla Veles 2 kuukautta sitten

    stay there forever...we dont need Fake News spreading.

  • Sonia Pinkney
    Sonia Pinkney 2 kuukautta sitten

    45 is insane ... why should governors bow and KISS his feet ..whn fellow Americans are dying!!!!
    This country has a wanna be Dictator..
    1st he and FOX said its a HOAX made up by Democrats ....smh !!
    Now he wants Governors to KISS his Butt to get life saving equipment for dying American citizens !!!
    Pro Lifers huh ???

  • willowbrook hermit
    willowbrook hermit 2 kuukautta sitten

    Corn teenl cell phone

  • Doris Goodyear
    Doris Goodyear 2 kuukautta sitten

    I rather die and I have nothing to say to that pass that it is murder lot of people you the Anti-Christ I am with God and I'm gonna stay with God Silva I have to go I have to go but the people who are with him boy you're a big trouble

  • Doris Goodyear
    Doris Goodyear 2 kuukautta sitten

    The only think of it hes a murder his hands is full of blood I understand Clinton she's a devil worshiper but was his excuse hes the devil