Jordan Schlansky Reports From Isolation

  • Jordan is using this time to fine-tune his bullwhip skills.
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Kommentteja • 100

  • Chess (4) Rensch, Williams, Batholemew

    Undisclosed location??? LMAO

  • Chess (4) Rensch, Williams, Batholemew

    Why is he wearing pyjama bottoms when he has the whip?

  • Hi
    Hi 10 päivää sitten

    The things I would do for Jordan to whip me like that. You have no idea.

  • Vans Park
    Vans Park Uukausi sitten

    I love him❤

  • cat attack
    cat attack Uukausi sitten

    He seems to strive to attain perfection in all ways possible and that he doesn't intend to be rude but he dosen't fully understand non essential human feelings. He is a very matter of fact person . Slightly similar to Sheldon Cooper but Jordan is extremely health conscious and in excellent physical shape.

  • Webbers4Life
    Webbers4Life Uukausi sitten

    If anyone’s wondering about the whip, he’s a huge Indiana Jones fanatic. It was revealed on an episode of Conan not to long ago when he came out and, being such a big fan, was given the opportunity to quiz Harrison Ford (who was the guest that night) on some Indiana Jones trivia. So in short, he practices using a bull whip so he can be like his fictional hero 😁

  • 46chambersoflife
    46chambersoflife Uukausi sitten +1

    Jordan: I AM NOT A ROBOT
    Me: that's exactly what a robot would say

  • ZzX XzZ
    ZzX XzZ Uukausi sitten

    omg what does he do with that whip

  • JustSaiyanSteve
    JustSaiyanSteve Uukausi sitten

    Jordans friggin hilarious.

  • Chris Cabral
    Chris Cabral Uukausi sitten

    Hoping everyone is staying safe while coiling a leather whip doesn't inspire a lot of confidence in your sincerity.

  • Sanjar Rakhimzhan
    Sanjar Rakhimzhan Uukausi sitten

    Does he live in that playground or something?

  • Kasi
    Kasi Uukausi sitten

    0:00 - 0:05 Eminem stole rap god from Jordan Schlansky

  • Anasyub
    Anasyub Uukausi sitten

    WAIT WTFSIS I DIDNT EXPECT HIM TO BRONG OUT A WHIP.... this man is really unpredictable

  • DJGT
    DJGT Uukausi sitten

    I was like. Is this the day his wip would touch the power lines?

  • 30bil Pelángi
    30bil Pelángi Uukausi sitten

    👍🏼God bless you Jordan! We love you

  • Lutchdomanen Groomupadiachy Kevin

    Great whipping

  • Maru Chan
    Maru Chan Uukausi sitten

    Model David Morgan 455

  • Joshua Dratwa
    Joshua Dratwa Uukausi sitten

    the bg is back. XD

    URGENT FURY Uukausi sitten +1

    Wait Jordan is an introvert?

  • TheDigitalOdometer
    TheDigitalOdometer Uukausi sitten

    This is what a vlog from the Unabomber would look like.

  • Bella N
    Bella N Uukausi sitten

    I can’t breathe

  • Webbie
    Webbie Uukausi sitten

    Now that these are the end of days, I'm pretty sure Jordan has acquired human slaves and whips them. We didn't see it happen but it was off camera.

  • the one
    the one Uukausi sitten

    he is a definite serial killer, i sense it xD

  • Gen G
    Gen G Uukausi sitten


  • Charles Yun
    Charles Yun Uukausi sitten

    He needs to check upon his best friend Conan

  • Robert Howard
    Robert Howard Uukausi sitten

    Jordan is definitely going to use that whip on Conan.

  • Liz Kratky
    Liz Kratky Uukausi sitten


  • Left Right Uppercut
    Left Right Uppercut Uukausi sitten +1

    We need more Schlansky!!!

  • Awkward Antelope
    Awkward Antelope Uukausi sitten +1

    Jordan is immune to the coronavirus because beforehand he prepared his body is various ways

  • Reo Townsend
    Reo Townsend Uukausi sitten

    I bet this really only took him one take.

  • Classic Light
    Classic Light Uukausi sitten

    love you Jordan

  • Stevie fan
    Stevie fan Uukausi sitten

    Hi Jordan! Please make more videos! And thanks for mentioning introverts!

  • **
    ** Uukausi sitten


  • Matthew
    Matthew Uukausi sitten

    Jordan Schlansky is real!

  • Danny B
    Danny B Uukausi sitten

    We need more jordan!!!!!!

  • Idlehampster
    Idlehampster Uukausi sitten +1

    Jordan reveals how he motivates his staff.

  • Little Flame
    Little Flame Uukausi sitten

    This is a throwback! When Jordan was first introduced on the show Conan made him show a video of himself cracking a whip which was circulating around the workplace. He's still going strong it seems.

  • TheElecPlay92
    TheElecPlay92 Uukausi sitten +1

    Harrison Ford would be proud.

  • ViaMirage
    ViaMirage Uukausi sitten

    Looks like a video someone would make after kidnapping a bunch of people and holding them at an undisclosed location. 😅😄
    Like a scene from the Split movie.
    Ah, that's who he reminds me of!

  • ακ⊕mpレïςε
    ακ⊕mpレïςε Uukausi sitten

    We want more videos!

  • John Smith
    John Smith Uukausi sitten

    So glad Jordon has more views than other celebrities.

  • ferlinmarcini
    ferlinmarcini Uukausi sitten

    0:27​ I think Conan was standing off camera left :)

  • Tara Guzman
    Tara Guzman Uukausi sitten

    Undisclosed location lol

  • Carlo Salvador
    Carlo Salvador Uukausi sitten


  • nate reim
    nate reim Uukausi sitten

    I wonder who he was whipping.

  • Vincens Aguirre
    Vincens Aguirre Uukausi sitten

    was this recorded on Mars?

  • Justin Koenig
    Justin Koenig Uukausi sitten +2

    Jordan: “keep your mind and body occupied.”
    Conan: “I’m sure your body IS being occupied.”

  • Douglas Brown
    Douglas Brown Uukausi sitten

    Its people like that that cause the bigger people and in some cases even the smaller one to pick on them by calling them names and popping crude "Your MaMa" jokes!

  • Dragon Goddess
    Dragon Goddess Uukausi sitten


  • Norma Walsh
    Norma Walsh Uukausi sitten

    love you!

  • James Pacia
    James Pacia Uukausi sitten

    Jordan is like a sitcom character except he’s a real person.

  • Rico Tonkatsu
    Rico Tonkatsu Uukausi sitten

    This sounds like a threat

  • Lane Whittington
    Lane Whittington Uukausi sitten


    Jordan Schlansky: Vitamins.

  • William Ma
    William Ma Uukausi sitten

    I am a simple man.

  • savvy rhinosaurus
    savvy rhinosaurus Uukausi sitten

    "Whip" in Italian is "frusta," or "fruste" if there's more than one.
    Jordan ha varie fruste in casa sua.

  • Shane Phens
    Shane Phens Uukausi sitten


  • MonsterManda89
    MonsterManda89 Uukausi sitten

    I honestly thought that Jordan was going to go back to Area 51 or to his home planet? I love Jordan because he is obviously an alien 👽

  • Hondurez 7
    Hondurez 7 Uukausi sitten

    If Jordan was a Justice league member he'd most likely be Red Tornado.

  • j'
    j' Uukausi sitten


  • thanos syro
    thanos syro Uukausi sitten

    too litle. and not italian at all. also not see him preparing his body in various ways is sad.

  • xmixaplix
    xmixaplix Uukausi sitten

    🤣 well quarantine got into Jordan's mind 😝

  • VL DT
    VL DT Uukausi sitten

    that a good whippp

  • chatter
    chatter Uukausi sitten

    Whip it...whip it good. Devo approved

  • Bea Vizcarra
    Bea Vizcarra Uukausi sitten

    You are too funny

  • Tony BrickSlayer
    Tony BrickSlayer Uukausi sitten +1

    Conan sitting wearing a cape sipping on some wine...
    Conan: "you're late again... Jordan Belmont...."
    Jordan: (awkward silence)
    Conan: "but enough talk! Have at you!"
    (Que Castlevania music)

  • Mari Al-Midhadi
    Mari Al-Midhadi Uukausi sitten

    idk what i was expecting after "solitary activities" but it was not him picking up a whip

  • PurpleFruit
    PurpleFruit Uukausi sitten

    *Sees power lines*

  • Big Mo
    Big Mo Uukausi sitten

    I'll be remiss to inform you that the quality of the "bullwhip crack" which is a socially acceptable term used in Western society is completely based on the tannens and minor imperfections of the animal by product of which the leather derives from. I use only the BCSA approved leather harvested from the Northern Slovenian Mounting Yak. I find it suits my needs - Jordan Schlansky.

  • Carlos Muñoz
    Carlos Muñoz Uukausi sitten

    He is so hot

  • BrOwN3yer0$eBUD
    BrOwN3yer0$eBUD Uukausi sitten

    This guy is a freak. I guarantee it. I’m talking whipping, choking, and probably likes being pegged in the ass.

  • abidamn
    abidamn Uukausi sitten +88

    FBI: " Where's the body?"
    Jordan: "There are different types of bodies and there are various ways to dispose them."

  • O O
    O O Uukausi sitten

    Jordan makes me laugh just by talking

  • sassyEst
    sassyEst Uukausi sitten

    I thought it was a jump rope lol

  • Ethan Wojcik
    Ethan Wojcik Uukausi sitten

    Why was it when Jordan pulled out the whip, the film score of Indiana Jones turned on in my head. Oh the Brain does many whacky things in Quarantine. Like watching CONAN! ;)

  • Screw The Net
    Screw The Net Uukausi sitten

    Mans fer real. o>O

  • kevinwx2
    kevinwx2 Uukausi sitten

    I heard they were making a spin off of "50 shades of grey" with jordan.... "50 shades of red" that's why hes practicing the whip.

  • Percy Plant
    Percy Plant Uukausi sitten

    How I wish this video was longer.,
    Need more Jordan

  • Diana Hernandez
    Diana Hernandez Uukausi sitten

    as soon as i saw the whip i died

  • Joel Walker
    Joel Walker Uukausi sitten

    Absolutely exquisite.

  • Naruto Datté
    Naruto Datté Uukausi sitten +18

    Other talkshows: we have this...that..blah blah blah
    Team Coco : we have the *Schlansky*

  • Snoop Dogg
    Snoop Dogg Uukausi sitten

    Look at this colonizer

  • ᎠᎪᏒᏦ
    ᎠᎪᏒᏦ Uukausi sitten

    Why does he look like Mike Shinoda in older here?

  • Salam jhaljit Singh
    Salam jhaljit Singh Uukausi sitten

    What the hell was that

  • Howard TB
    Howard TB Uukausi sitten +1

    Conan better watch out

  • Howard TB
    Howard TB Uukausi sitten

    Report from isolation 🤣🤣🤣

  • First 10 Gaming
    First 10 Gaming Uukausi sitten +22

    He forgot to say “End Transmission”

  • Hauseof Cards
    Hauseof Cards Uukausi sitten +7

    “I will now drink a glass of electronegative oxygen and hydrogren with various minerals.”

  • Littlemiss Hero
    Littlemiss Hero Uukausi sitten

    He looks like he lives off the grid

  • Jonathan Silver
    Jonathan Silver Uukausi sitten

    Dr. Jones would be proud! Or maybe just grumble, plug ya, shrug, and amble on.

  • lacroix
    lacroix Uukausi sitten

    Undisclosed location huh? Well those green plants gave it away. Very distinguishable in a city that's full of yellow grass.

  • cyansodq
    cyansodq Uukausi sitten

    i knew he was a freak in the streets, but not the sheets

  • Stuart Marshall
    Stuart Marshall Uukausi sitten


  • James Wortham
    James Wortham Uukausi sitten

    I think i just had a flash back from my ancestors 🤔🤔🤔

  • mondiialiito
    mondiialiito Uukausi sitten

    bearded men are just akfdkjkdsjfkajdks YUMM

  • Hallo ALL
    Hallo ALL Uukausi sitten

    Meanwhile conan is in the kitchen, cooking some jigsaw puzzles

  • Gerben Wijnja
    Gerben Wijnja Uukausi sitten

    Jordan eats Corona for breakfast. In all seriousness Jordan, here's another skill that would be good to master: I saw you roll up that whip, it's good to learn how to properly roll up a long cable or cord in such a way that you can unroll it without any twists and turns. Here's an demonstration of the over/under method:

  • Vadim Rokhlenko
    Vadim Rokhlenko Uukausi sitten

    We know what kind of skills you are honing, buddy! That right arm looks pretty ripped to me

  • Matt Dupuis
    Matt Dupuis Uukausi sitten

    Damn, jordan schlansky is good with whips. Hide the ladies

  • Philip Mycrevkîs My crevis as in butt

    Jordan is a dominatrix worker!!!

  • karim
    karim Uukausi sitten

    weird flex but okey