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Kommentteja • 80

  • JonesForAll Gaming
    JonesForAll Gaming Päivä sitten

    There is a secret rule of FIchannel that nobody speaks about, the rule of commentS

  • audri faith
    audri faith 6 päivää sitten

    What the hell yo fatass want

  • G.izmex
    G.izmex 8 päivää sitten

    ive had the exact same vampire boner aids convo with my boyfriend

  • Alarra
    Alarra 8 päivää sitten

    Overheard exchange between an older gray-haired guy at the airport and one of his coworkers, which made me chuckle:
    “I’m not sharp-dressed, I look like an Entei.”
    “You’re a dork.”

  • Madeline H.
    Madeline H. 8 päivää sitten

    The two groups of guys exchanging the box...that’s exactly how Hellraiser starts 😂

  • ArgoBoyBG68
    ArgoBoyBG68 8 päivää sitten

    Oh my god, the first guy is so sweet!

  • Wasted Youth
    Wasted Youth 9 päivää sitten

    Shit got dark

  • Joseph Izzo
    Joseph Izzo 13 päivää sitten

    The best I overheard: “I’m going to the bathroom, wanna get some lunch?”

  • Jennifer Smallwood
    Jennifer Smallwood 13 päivää sitten

    "See, that's why you're so fat," a fat little girl tells her fat sister while their fat mom is paying for their groceries.

  • ZZekedia 222
    ZZekedia 222 14 päivää sitten

    I overheard two science kids once.
    Kid 1: Is my dick an element?
    Kid 2: If it was, it’s be graphite.
    I had to chuckle. That was a pretty decent diss.

  • minimouette01
    minimouette01 15 päivää sitten

    little sex ed here abouth the one at 13:48 the morning after pill is a emergency contraception. it's horrible on the body and defenitly not as effective as regular proper contraception like condom or pills.

  • Mollie Elliott
    Mollie Elliott 19 päivää sitten

    I once heard a man say into a phone “Yeah, my wife said she loves you and I’m honestly not sure what that means.”

  • Laura Buska
    Laura Buska 19 päivää sitten

    Puss-ey 😂😂😂🤣

  • Caffeinated Monbebe
    Caffeinated Monbebe 20 päivää sitten

    23:30 Oh, that was the convo phil listened to!

  • Emmy Fordyce
    Emmy Fordyce 21 päivä sitten

    “Don’t you f**cking DARE put her on the phone- hi mom.”

  • XVXIIIXIIXVIII
    XVXIIIXIIXVIII 22 päivää sitten

    In a parking lot, saw a mother walking towards her grown sons (I think) who are at the car and the mom says “I can’t leave you alone for five minutes?” Followed by loud music coming from the car

  • adeline wurzer
    adeline wurzer 22 päivää sitten

    she was pretentious because she didn't want someone staring at her ass?

  • Ms.L.C C
    Ms.L.C C 22 päivää sitten

    I was in a public restroom and I heard this little girl and her grandma talking to some woman. I tune it out for a little and then I hear “My daddy doesn’t want to marry my mommy anymore.” So the lady she’s talking to is just like, “Oh... well I’m sure everything is gonna be okay...”
    I then go to wash my hands and the grandma decides to stand right next to the only sink and talk about this with the lady. So I’m washing my hands as fast as possible hearing about how this lady’s daughter’s husband is divorcing her and moving back to Austin.

  • DogeHawke
    DogeHawke 23 päivää sitten

    the one with the toilet and the girl above his dorm, I would've just said "SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO TAKE A SHIT HERE"

  • just a bi loser doin some covers
    just a bi loser doin some covers 23 päivää sitten

    *double quote*

  • mia
    mia 23 päivää sitten

    1:39 clearly this 12 year old boy had just watched his first pornhub video

  • Tah Tah
    Tah Tah 23 päivää sitten

    Not liking Bob Ross is definitely a deal breaker.

  • Brooke Mcleod
    Brooke Mcleod 23 päivää sitten

    16:40. I've had the exact same thought. Thank god, I never said it to anyone or I'd be worried this was about me.

  • Chloe Ploof
    Chloe Ploof 23 päivää sitten

    northern southern pa

  • Spice and Fox
    Spice and Fox 24 päivää sitten

    I have one as well. I was on a bus to university and there was a school on the way so there were also a lot of school children. A 12 year old boy was on the phone with his mother. The last thing he said to her was "Mum, I can't hurry up. I am on the bus", then he hung up, shook his head and just said "women".

  • YouTube Trash
    YouTube Trash 24 päivää sitten

    Things I have heard at school: “Stop showing your ankles, you fucking slut!” “Molly doesn’t believe that dinosaurs are real!” “I look like a Muslim telletubie.”

  • YouTube Trash
    YouTube Trash 24 päivää sitten

    Wow. Storytime with Reddit stole everything about this video.

  • xLionsxxSmithyx
    xLionsxxSmithyx 25 päivää sitten +1

    "I'll screw the next guy I bump into"
    Seconds before I walked around the corner and we bumped, while I was holding the hand of my ex girlfriend who was my girlfriend at the time..
    I decided to laugh my way out of danger.

  • Carlaeyyy
    Carlaeyyy 25 päivää sitten

    I remember being in a stool and shop once like 12 years ago, and hearing a kid speak very fast Spanish and then just pause say "Gamestop" and keep going. Idk why but my brother and little 6 year old me and it hilarious and still joke about it

  • Matt Wolf
    Matt Wolf 25 päivää sitten

    25:44 that's not always a fetish.

  • Matt Wolf
    Matt Wolf 25 päivää sitten +1

    These sound like pedestrian conversations from GTA.

  • Cassandra Horton
    Cassandra Horton 25 päivää sitten

    "Are sauces food or drinks?"

  • Dariu
    Dariu 25 päivää sitten

    Look women, if you have a fat ass the majority of men are gonna look. Most wont talk to you but just because we look at your fantastic ass does not mean we are creepy lmao.

  • cinnamon
    cinnamon 25 päivää sitten +1

    25:13 I’m a furry, and the fact this girl is so young and has an expensive ass fursuit AND is consistently going to furcons sounds like.. rich and spoiled? Or exaggerating lol.

    • KHealer Instinct
      KHealer Instinct 22 päivää sitten

      No, you're not a furry. You're a fking human being.

  • PATRICK SMITH
    PATRICK SMITH 25 päivää sitten

    2:00
    Its Jay from the inbetweeners

  • Abby O Dwyer
    Abby O Dwyer 25 päivää sitten +1

    17:04 not to be that bitch buttt
    The snake would have shed its skin

  • Laurel Cook
    Laurel Cook 25 päivää sitten

    The story of the 12 year old had me thinking it was a 30 year old up until the end. 😂 I remember hearing the most absurd sex stories being told my my peers in middle school and thinking “that’s absolutely fucked up, disgusting.”

  • Crimsy_
    Crimsy_ 25 päivää sitten

    1:30, What the fuck does the pattern have to do with this, Barbra?

  • cloudit305
    cloudit305 25 päivää sitten

    overheard these two old Trump supporters in Starbucks once talk about their liberal daughters. Their conversation quickly turned to building walls around Native American reservations and forcing the natives to give up their land back to the United States.
    They complain that people quickly resort to calling them racist but sometimes they just slap that label onto themselves.

  • Vee the Jay
    Vee the Jay 26 päivää sitten

    gdi I was doing my lipstick during the one about the two girls on the London Underground. Smudged it pretty bad with all the laughing I suddenly did but dang it was worth it

  • Christine Loader
    Christine Loader 26 päivää sitten

    heard my coworker tell another that "he was f*cking a girl while her pug licked her butthole"
    we have many conversations like these. i love my job

  • Greg Peterson
    Greg Peterson 26 päivää sitten

    I need to share this conversation. I was on an airplane to visit my sister, and struck up a conversation with the stewardess. I asked her about her best vacations, and she said the Bahamas were the tops. At the time I owned a sailboat that I kept in the Bahamas, and knew it like the back of my hand. Exploring her favorite memories, she said it was the Conch. For those that do not know, Conch is a staple in the Bahamas, not well known outside of the islands.
    While on final landing approach, she came back to discuss Conch, describing how you had to dive down deep for it, tenderize it, and how good it tasted. She had a slight problem pronouncing the "n" in Conch. I calmly told her she should be careful pronouncing that "n".
    It took the entire first class section about 10 seconds to erupt in laughter that seemed to last until landing. I am not sure she even knew why. God's honest truth!

  • auquafina
    auquafina 26 päivää sitten

    ok so i came back from hanging out with my friends a couple years ago and i heard my brother crying and saying ''IF GOD WAS REAL HE'D GIVE ME A BIGGER PENIS'' it was amazing

  • honey bunny
    honey bunny 26 päivää sitten +3

    Even as a girl, I find girl conversations fascinating. I died laughing at the "the one with the stripes" skirt story! Such a girl thing to say 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • James Solis
    James Solis 26 päivää sitten

    Saints row is worse than call of duty lol what

  • stephen miller
    stephen miller 26 päivää sitten +1

    AUGUST 2019,
    I WAS HAVING LUNCH AT A MORMON BISHOP'S HOUSE AND OVERHEARD HIM TELL HIS WIFE HOW HE WOULD CUT MY THROAT. NO JOKE. THIS KIND OF STUFF CAN'T BE MADE UP.
    TRULY SINCERE,
    STEPHEN MILLER, BS: CRIMINAL JUSTICE, AS: POLITICAL SCIENCE, MENSA, RETIRED
    BEAVER, UTAH 3rd WARD

  • Lossea
    Lossea 27 päivää sitten

    I was at a supermarket and a little girl was screaming and throwing a tantrum. The dad looked at her and said deadpan “I’m not going to be blackmailed by you.”
    My mom gave him an impressed nod and we moved on. I want to be this calm when I have children and they scream bloody murder in the supermarket because they want something.

  • dead beat
    dead beat 27 päivää sitten

    14:19 gonna play for my sister

  • Ferrari Enzo
    Ferrari Enzo 27 päivää sitten

    Me and my friends like to act like we’re taking phone calls and say fucked up shit in public places
    I went into McDonald’s and as i was leaving I had my phone to my ear and as I walked out I shouted “I don’t care if she’s my cousin, she’s gotta fat ass!” We all thought this shit was funny

  • Bradley Hauf
    Bradley Hauf 27 päivää sitten

    irony... flattery means not sincere... not serious...

  • Tiba Alkubaisy
    Tiba Alkubaisy 27 päivää sitten

    " not all my hear is straight i have pubes you know"
    Walmart
    I ran away

  • Cait L.
    Cait L. 27 päivää sitten

    Nah, that kid on the bus was an asshole and the guy who posted it is an unapologetic misogynist. That need to put someone in their place is due to insecurity and fear which is what misogyny is at it's core. He got rejected and his reaction was to try and devalue the target of his lust instead of accept that he has self improvement to work on. It's easier and lazier to be a misogynist and blame women for your shortcomings than become a better person. It's the opposite of what being a man is about. Real alphas don't care if they get rejected because they know another woman will be around the corner who will be interested. They also don't feel the need to reduce women to objects because they don't feel threatened by them. It's the adult male's version of "I know you are, but what am I?". Don't be that guy.

  • TJ Surin
    TJ Surin 27 päivää sitten

    "You're a fucking *dentist*, Ashley" but to the tune of "And what was her sister?!? The Wicked Witch of the East, bro"

  • kennedy baines
    kennedy baines 28 päivää sitten

    On me and my girlfriends first date we went to a mall, which had a star cinema built into it. The movie I preordered tickets for wasnt going to start for 20 minutes so we were going to walk the mall a bit. Upon entering the mall we hear a couple arguing (ahead of us in the mall) they were obviously breaking up and from the tone this wasn’t the first time. Me being the awesome person I am decided to follow them around the mall and listen to their conversation! We got so involved in their personal lives then when they finally resolve their differences almost 20 minutes later me and my girlfriend clapped for them 😂

  • Anita Hendricks
    Anita Hendricks 28 päivää sitten

  • Megan
    Megan 28 päivää sitten

    I was waiting at the bus stop and this guy walked by. All I heard was "Bro... I may suck my boyfriend's dick, but you're my BRO, bro!"

  • Emily R Whitman
    Emily R Whitman 28 päivää sitten +2

    When I was in high school I introduced my good friend to my mother. Everything was going great untill my mom asked what kind of movies he liked. He said he liked action movies and she quickly says she likes torcher porn (it's just horror movies with a lot of blood and body parts like hostle and saw) but he didn't understand and she didn't explain herself so we just sat there in silence for a few minutes until I explained it.

  • Kira Aisling
    Kira Aisling 28 päivää sitten

    Girl 1: Egyptians were enslaved
    Girl 2: but black people were enslaved more

  • oof 101
    oof 101 28 päivää sitten +4

    “Aren’t lesbians vegan?”

    • eliza
      eliza 19 päivää sitten

      oof i--

  • Misha Mirirai
    Misha Mirirai 28 päivää sitten +17

    “Through out the ride he checks out her figure” yeah she was 100% in the right.
    Honestly hate men doing that and I wish I had the guys to call them out

    • Asrail
      Asrail 23 päivää sitten

      You're just being prude

    • Lily LoveGood
      Lily LoveGood 23 päivää sitten +3

      Same, I’m too anxious to ever call guys out on stuff like that. Checking someone out once isn’t a big deal, but doing it repeatedly is creepy.

    • Lily K
      Lily K 27 päivää sitten +5

      Yes. And the poster is a creep too.

  • Random doggie
    Random doggie 28 päivää sitten

    the inconigro killed me :D

  • Assylum 13
    Assylum 13 28 päivää sitten

    I actually record the weird things I’ve heard people say at my school. One gem was between my friends and I was a few feet away.
    Female friend: stop drawing anime tits
    Male friend: you’re just mad because you don’t have any

  • Jury Mang
    Jury Mang 29 päivää sitten +3

    DOUBLE QUOTE

  • Why Hello There
    Why Hello There 29 päivää sitten +134

    "Anything under 5 dollars...
    000 will be fine."
    That was unexpected

  • Miss Dolo
    Miss Dolo 29 päivää sitten

    Stop listening to people and being creepy

  • Kenzie Ford
    Kenzie Ford 29 päivää sitten +1

    Walked into the convenience store to find the two other foreigners in my town talking about whether or not you would shit glitter from eating too much gold.
    If anyone has the answer, please share. I’m curious now.

    • Kenzie Ford
      Kenzie Ford 24 päivää sitten

      Bilinda Law-Morley honestly I just imagined someone munching on a bar of gold, never thought of actual glitter. I’m trying to research it now but not much comes up for, “if you eat too much gold, dies your shit glitter?”. I hear on Mr. Beast they were eating gold so they might know!

    • Bilinda Law-Morley
      Bilinda Law-Morley 24 päivää sitten +1

      Kenzie Ford this should be much higher. If you ever *do* find out, let me know. Not that it’s a problem I’d like to have....I’m also really keen to know if you meant “if you eat gold glitter, do you...” because I only just thought of that possibility, and I don’t know whether I’m more, or less, curious.

  • Xnii_ Chan
    Xnii_ Chan 29 päivää sitten

    10:13 , A passionate debate.

  • Patricia Handa
    Patricia Handa 29 päivää sitten

    Heard a bus conversation once between two young black men, about how working at McDonald's was a pile of crap and selling drugs was better. Suppose that's a matter of personal opinion... 😁

  • small sails
    small sails 29 päivää sitten

    “Anything under 5”
    Ha what a fucking cheapska-
    “5,000 will be fine thanks”
    :0

  • Rachel Cintron
    Rachel Cintron 29 päivää sitten

    In high school, my friends and I passed a guy talking to his friends. "He keeps trying to look a my thong, is he gay?" It took us all a moment to process that before one of my friends repeated the phrase and we all died laughing.

  • Brooklyn Meyer
    Brooklyn Meyer 29 päivää sitten

    I was in the Sick room at school and heard the staff talking shit about me on how I act and talk and swear and then one bus driver walked in and said "what do you expect she is a truck drivers daughter"

  • Tyler Gunlogson
    Tyler Gunlogson 29 päivää sitten

    I’m a diesel tech for peterbilt a guy who was too dumb to make it with us ended up driving for a company that we service I was walking through the sitting area and I heard him on the phone with i assume his boss and I heard him say “oh don’t worry I should be out of here any minute I didn’t let it get over 240 for too long” the guy who’s been there forever said it was the worst motor he’d ever seen get overhauled

  • Lorine Farmer
    Lorine Farmer 29 päivää sitten

    "Coz he fucked gary"
    Drunk lady to her friend on the phone, when we were on the train. Still trying to figure out who gary is

  • K. Charrette
    K. Charrette 29 päivää sitten

    Mom, dad, and sister went to a haunted house once when I was hanging out with my shitty ex. A big black lady answered a phone call during it and said as sassily as possible "I'LL HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK, I AM IN A HAUNTED HOUSE"
    They told me about this and it's been a family quote for over 10 years

  • Jacquelinewithac
    Jacquelinewithac 29 päivää sitten +31

    Walked into my friends dorm room just as he was saying “SOCKS DONT PROTECT MY HEART MICHELLE” to his other, male, roomate who is definetly not named michelle. Turned out he was just quoting a John Oliver bit but I was deeply confused for a hot second

  • Iapetus McCool
    Iapetus McCool 29 päivää sitten +6

    * Two women on the bus, one explaining to the other how she put a curse on her ex boyfriend.
    "But aren't you worried he might come to harm?"
    "If I cared about that, I wouldn't have done it".

    * Two old ladies in the Chinese food section at the supermarket:
    "This sauce has _oysters_ in it!"
    "It's for foreigners".
    * Guy cycling along the street, very slowly, while very loudly conducting a drug deal over his phone:
    *"OH, YEAH, I CAN DO YOU A BAG FOR £20"*
    (notices I'm in earshot, so starts whispering, but still loud enough to hear)
    "eh, yeah, I can do you a bag for £20"

  • Megs Donnelly
    Megs Donnelly 29 päivää sitten +19

    "so my foots totally stuck in there right, I'm freaking out, the dog's having a seizure and I still got half a pie left."

    • Walking Wounded
      Walking Wounded 13 päivää sitten

      @Megs Donnelly I really had to laugh out loud at that one

    • Megs Donnelly
      Megs Donnelly 13 päivää sitten +1

      @Walking Wounded Thanks friend! its all i could think of upon seeing the title 😂

    • Walking Wounded
      Walking Wounded 15 päivää sitten

      Great comment!

  • Jay Ward
    Jay Ward Uukausi sitten

    Where in the hell and cornbread forty dollars is northern southern Pennsylvania?

    • Ugly Duchess
      Ugly Duchess 29 päivää sitten +1

      lol, right? wouldn't that just be central Pennsylvania?

  • innovitis gr
    innovitis gr Uukausi sitten

    Hahahaha

  • #1 Tako
    #1 Tako Uukausi sitten +16

    My friend: "Speaking of Abraham Lincoln, peeing around corners..."