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Kommentteja • 80

  • MrMagnusFogg
    MrMagnusFogg 14 päivää sitten

    Who adds the captions to this ?...is it an American ?-(

  • This Is Jess Paul
    This Is Jess Paul 15 päivää sitten

    Binging the last few weeks of Real Time right now. This is funny and all, but honestly, I'd much rather someone be "happy" with their robot partner than fail to find a real partner and either live a miserable existence or shoot up their office building. If my general philosophy indiscriminately asserts "You do you, just don't bother me", this fits in pretty perfectly.

  • Jacques Couture
    Jacques Couture 21 päivä sitten

    fucking idiot maher

  • Reg Eric
    Reg Eric 22 päivää sitten +1

    And also keep sending men to jail by false rape allegation.

  • m3 talent agency
    m3 talent agency 23 päivää sitten +1

    Fact: s robot will not sue you for divorce...

  • Dimitri Moreira
    Dimitri Moreira 25 päivää sitten

    Just to add some info: the guy from Japan who married the hologram, was featured in the YT channel AsianBoss and if I remember right, there are 13 men married to holograms in Japan and 5 of them, including this guy, are married to the same hologram. In fact, he spent more than 100k dollars on the wedding and is not bothered by the other husbands. This hologram is the most famous anime hologram in Japan with more than 1 million fans. And yep, he already received many gifts for the wedding and also more than 200 death threats.
    Pretty standard. Don't you guys think?

  • Ecceego Humanum
    Ecceego Humanum 27 päivää sitten

    ...this message- find someone you love and fuck them ...creepy.lol.

  • Not Todd Howard
    Not Todd Howard 28 päivää sitten

    I ain't even mad. The fact this is even real at all now just solidifies to me that we are living in the future. Military lasers exist. VR exists. Private companies are going to space. AIDS is no longer a death sentence. 3d printing. I remember seeing this shit on tv as a kid, now it's all real. How long before the robots are sentient and we get a Bicentennial Man esque robo-marriage trial? I don't know man.

  • Mcbeg33
    Mcbeg33 28 päivää sitten

    Best.audience.ever. Edit: also, the only time everyone in the comments agreed Bill was funny. It’s obvious why. Subject wasn’t politics.

  • Maxwell Shapiro
    Maxwell Shapiro 29 päivää sitten

    “Find someone you love and fuck then!”
    Very bold of you to assume there’s someone on this plant who’d agree to have sex with me, Bill

  • Timothy Brown
    Timothy Brown 29 päivää sitten +1

    I wished Bill put a brief clip from the early episode from Futurama's; "Don't date robots"! That would have me cracking up especially after the Jarred and Ivanka pic! ; - D

  • Finish the Fight
    Finish the Fight 29 päivää sitten

    There as always been and will always be people on the fringes.

  • daniel kinney
    daniel kinney Uukausi sitten

    I would choose a robot because they cannot give you AIDS or STD or any DISEASE. Too many people out ruining other humans lives by giving people AIDS STDS. You cannot TRUST people these days YOU BETTER GET A MASSIVE TEST DONE before you sleep with anybody.

  • Julia Lucas
    Julia Lucas Uukausi sitten

    Great public service messages Bill. Keep 'em comin'.

  • Frank Mazzie
    Frank Mazzie Uukausi sitten

    He's comic genius!!!

  • Chris Greene
    Chris Greene Uukausi sitten

    FFS

  • Evolution Hotline
    Evolution Hotline Uukausi sitten

    All hail the biggest dick in the world

  • Ewart Smith
    Ewart Smith Uukausi sitten

    2:47 I was scrolling so I missed it until the audience's reaction. Made it so much better lol

  • jdax21
    jdax21 Uukausi sitten

    If I ever have sex with a robot, I'm already planning to apologize to it before, during and after.

  • Stem Factory
    Stem Factory Uukausi sitten

    God is telling me to believe him and I won't because of you Bill Maher, are you happy now?

    • Stem Factory
      Stem Factory Uukausi sitten

      You're just some 180 billion year old alien with magical powers, you're not the one true God. and Bill Maher doesn't want to live forever. Why should I believe you?

  • Paula Bain
    Paula Bain Uukausi sitten

    Ivanka and Jared + Barbie and Ken. Two for the price of one.

  • Joolz Godfree
    Joolz Godfree Uukausi sitten

    "People who don't need people; that makes them the luckiest people in the world!" 😀 WOW, I completely forgot about that song!

  • Grok Effer
    Grok Effer Uukausi sitten

    If I were kinky enough to "Do It" with a Sex Object, I think I'd end up taking on the personality of a robot. Sort of like Fry in FUTURAMA or Jude Law in A.I. .

  • r c
    r c Uukausi sitten

    Cherry 2000!!!!!!

  • Nick's Unfortune
    Nick's Unfortune Uukausi sitten

    Is anyone else noticing that Bill looks phenomenal? No homo.




    Yes, I used the phrase "No homo." Not at all sorry.

  • Mark W
    Mark W Uukausi sitten

    Orlando police officer LIES AND BRAGS arresting SIX YEAR OLD! @j-m0

    • Mark W
      Mark W Uukausi sitten

      Orlando police officer LIES AND BRAGS arresting SIX YEAR OLD! fichannel.info/videot/omubr12gZJ1k0Gg

  • mark christofferson
    mark christofferson Uukausi sitten

    Remember that most of these nut jobs are Democrats.

  • Sherry H.
    Sherry H. Uukausi sitten

    Katie Couric has the greatest smile. It’s like she’s Matt Damon’s female smile equivalent.

  • lime piper
    lime piper Uukausi sitten

    This is INSANE. Welcome to a new world where mental illnesses are celebrated and considered a human right.

  • Larry Letscher
    Larry Letscher Uukausi sitten

    stock up on Astro-Glide Bill, the stores may sell out of it.. cause it sure looks like that recession ya wanted may be coming!.. Ya MUST be thrilled.. Ya unpatriotic douche!

  • Canadian 81
    Canadian 81 Uukausi sitten

    I believe it Bill, a few young ladies I used to know, would love that kissing app, freaking crazy man, WOW!

  • ranndino
    ranndino Uukausi sitten

    You may not like this but we all know once these things get really good none of us will ever be interested in another human.

  • trumpis fuckis
    trumpis fuckis Uukausi sitten

    Say what you will about Bill politically or religiously. The dude is fuckin FUNNY.

  • Michael Buehler
    Michael Buehler Uukausi sitten

    It's because it's too risky to date women nowadays.

  • Whitebolls92
    Whitebolls92 Uukausi sitten +1

    When's this guy getting the shit kicked out of him?

  • Anthony Chew
    Anthony Chew Uukausi sitten

    The best part about this segment is how the panel (trying to) quietly react to the jokes.

  • Anon Myous
    Anon Myous Uukausi sitten

    I don't want a robot I want Hitomi Tanaka or Halle Berry. Since neither woman will never look at me that way next best thing is make a bot that looks like them.

  • Sam Williams
    Sam Williams Uukausi sitten

    i say bring it. modern women are 2 slutty and think they are empowered till they hit the wall at 30. lol
    a robot woman i fuck and knows when to shut up and wont take 50% of my money in a divorce? this sounds awesome.

  • Daniel_Scott_612
    Daniel_Scott_612 Uukausi sitten

    Every one of these robot lovers is a guaranteed liberal.

    • trumpis fuckis
      trumpis fuckis Uukausi sitten

      Stop being so Anti-American. I mean, since you're tryin so hard to "Make America Great Again". Wanna make it great? Try not hating on half of your fellow Americans.

  • yoniggas
    yoniggas Uukausi sitten

    because 80% of men are deemed unfuckable for women

  • G K
    G K Uukausi sitten

    Talking a life-long loner :)

  • Dark Abyss
    Dark Abyss Uukausi sitten

    Its says a lot about the state modern day relationships when people would fuck robots then humans. Most of these people would have turned to inceldom if they tried to mate with normal people.

  • Jacueline Morrison
    Jacueline Morrison Uukausi sitten

    I. Have. No. Body.

    • trumpis fuckis
      trumpis fuckis Uukausi sitten

      Hey, I have someone, but she's eating me out of house and home. I literally want to be single again, it's that bad. It only isn't bad when i'm making love to her.

  • Per Bear
    Per Bear Uukausi sitten

    I wish Bill invited Cenk Uygur at TYT, on the show and confronted him with his claim that the President resigned in 2017 fichannel.info/videot/jJqejJKKkZmp3Gg

  • 51Saffron
    51Saffron Uukausi sitten

    I love my bot man, he comes with all kinds of attachments, will sit on the sofa and listen to me complain for hours, he is only interested in satisfying me I don't have to do any weird shit to him. All I need is my dog and Mr. Bot. Humans are just a nuisance.

  • lolipedofin
    lolipedofin Uukausi sitten

    For the sake of mankind and the continues existence of our species, these are abhorrent.
    But I can't see how to stop them and whether it is right to. For once, it will be illiberal to do so... Plus I can totally see myself purchasing one once they climbed up certain point in uncanny valley, and when they are cheap enough.

  • Dr. 616
    Dr. 616 Uukausi sitten

    Humans are becoming synthetic. If you're bitching about this, then you're slow to evolve.

  • randomnobody playthrough
    randomnobody playthrough Uukausi sitten

    0:48 Jenna Trap.

  • Mark Kroberger
    Mark Kroberger Uukausi sitten

    Moved to share this-

    #CountAllVotes
    #AllVotesMatter
    #PollsStayOpen
    #AnyoneButTrump2020

  • samuraimonkey
    samuraimonkey Uukausi sitten

    Real Time with Bill Maher is like real time with your child molesting uncle on Thanksgiving when your parents sit you next to him at the table.

    • samuraimonkey
      samuraimonkey Uukausi sitten

      @trumpis fuckis I'm sure Bill Maher has some Bill Cosby stories in his closet. Bill Maher would be the guy in charge of the Uber rides home after the molesting.

    • trumpis fuckis
      trumpis fuckis Uukausi sitten

      Except, that uncle is really, really funny.

  • Leanne Blake
    Leanne Blake Uukausi sitten

    A Air Mattress with Rouge On . What the hell Society ! I give up.

  • black bird
    black bird Uukausi sitten

    Where is this week's episode? 21/22 Feb 2020??

  • Jonathan Lever
    Jonathan Lever Uukausi sitten

    Bill, every single fg show youre dressed like a damn undertaker. Sort your threads out mate. Even Hillary clinton has better dress sense than you

    • R Phuche
      R Phuche Uukausi sitten

      he's getting ready for the carnage coming in November ..

  • james davis
    james davis Uukausi sitten

    "WEIRD SCIENCE"

  • Carl Jones
    Carl Jones Uukausi sitten

    Robo whore trump

  • Leah Kirrane
    Leah Kirrane Uukausi sitten

    What's with the old shows? Is this a money thing? A licensing thing? a political thing, or censorship? If it's political, then it IS censorship.

  • Conner Fields
    Conner Fields Uukausi sitten

    You think the Democratic Party used to be crowded...the Libertarian National Convention has so many people in it.

  • 2126Eliza
    2126Eliza Uukausi sitten

    Let's just be glad these weirdos have some options. Seven billion people is more than enough to keep things going.

  • James Thomas
    James Thomas Uukausi sitten

    Thanks to the women who constantly berate men, falsely accuse them of sexual predation (just for taking a selfie with them- Al Franken). The men are fitting back & good for them. If you can jack off with a robot who would choose to F---K a woman who complains of headaches or reads 50 shades of Gray while the poor idiot is huffing & puffing away trying to bring her to orgasm. The other benefit, "no children" (unless they design robots that can get pregnant). The world will breath a sigh of relief as it watches the human species quietly disappear.

  • ashley schaeffer
    ashley schaeffer Uukausi sitten

    Maybe sex robots will keep the maga-incels from shooting people

  • tremer 2009
    tremer 2009 Uukausi sitten

    Thanks Real Time with Bill Maher.😊 i understand it's uncalled for but You know you're a bitch don't you?😁

  • M. Butterflies Katz
    M. Butterflies Katz Uukausi sitten

    smiled the whole way through...

  • maureen olin
    maureen olin Uukausi sitten

    But Bill you can train them to do everything you like. And nothing you don’t.

  • maureen olin
    maureen olin Uukausi sitten

    On Star Trek the next generation had an Android. On a couple of episodes he had sex. He was lifelike he went out on a date. The woman didn’t like it when he kept asking did you like this. So she broke up with him. I thought she should have said if I like it I’ll say so and keep track of what I like and mix them up randomly.

  • Dru Smith
    Dru Smith Uukausi sitten

    That male-looking robot is not for women.
    LOL @ men pretending to believe full size humanoid dolls and robots are the same as vibrators.

  • Nicolle Herr
    Nicolle Herr Uukausi sitten

    She 3-D printed a robot? Whoa

  • thαílαnd pαrαdísє
    thαílαnd pαrαdísє Uukausi sitten

    I'll bet Bill has his bedroom filled with Sexrobots! Especially the male versions...

  • blackmancer
    blackmancer Uukausi sitten +1

    well done bill, great job on this one

  • Dominoes37
    Dominoes37 Uukausi sitten

    This is wit at its finest.
    Thanks Bill!

  • Glenn parent
    Glenn parent Uukausi sitten

    that male doll is from planet pluto

  • Glenn parent
    Glenn parent Uukausi sitten

    ace bill

  • Glenn parent
    Glenn parent Uukausi sitten

    trump clean my toilet bowl you dog

  • Glenn parent
    Glenn parent Uukausi sitten

    trumpis a pedo

  • sexdollshopper
    sexdollshopper Uukausi sitten

    We have the same exact doll on sale sexdollshopper.com 2:13

  • Gilmore Mccoy
    Gilmore Mccoy Uukausi sitten

    White people?????😂😂😂😂🤷‍♀️

  • V S
    V S Uukausi sitten

    Attention Bill, or your minions: I agree the "win big" argument falls flat re Trump leaving office. Next time ask the Dem candidate this: Trump wins the pop vote but the EC vote is tied and the Dem is appointed, or the Dem wins the EC vote by one and the Dem "wins". Does Trump then send the congratulatory telegram?

  • Na Na
    Na Na Uukausi sitten

    The confessed permanent bachelor is telling you to hook up and need a partner. Tell you what Billy boy you first

  • Justin Hart
    Justin Hart Uukausi sitten

    Hahahaha 🤣 I go to the bathroom and come back she’s on the phone I know what happened, She finally came! Thank god phone!

  • Garfield Kitty Tales
    Garfield Kitty Tales Uukausi sitten

    Bill Maher is just amazing to raise the roof about other fools and foes ...

  • Daniel Brooks
    Daniel Brooks Uukausi sitten

    This is real funny stuff, but to be accurate real sex ( the kind that is part of the procreation process Not recreational neurochemistry ) has gone the way of the horse and buggy long ago. Speaking of which, only the Amish, Pope fans and some Mormons still practice it. So this is nothing new, just another misperception and misuse of language, courtesy of the mind- fucking folks of the advertising industry, who have CONvinced us that everything is sex, and therefore we must have more, and more. Let’s try calling it what it is, we don’t “play (fuck)with ourselves” or our devices we “play with our neurophysiology” 14th century Persian poet Hafiz called it the “small magic of the glands”. Are Pee wee Herman, and Gilbert Godfried still on death-row? Bill isn’t fooling anybody with his false outrage it’s just another “bit”, and a funny one! Thanks