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Watching this in July and thinking how wrong you where when you said you think we can come together
Joe "CAT" Rogan
Mmmmm - Joe
He sounds like gassymexican
BERT YOUR SHIRT OFF IF PURLY YOU PLEASE KEEP DOING IT
Dude, watching this stoned... pretty crazy. Love everything about you guys
Ahh, 3 months ago, the peak of Tiger King
Why do you say 400 dollars a week is a lot of money?
Joe rogan, you are the most interesting man on the planet.
1:06:00 It would have been really nice if people would have acted according to Joe's head cannon. Can someone explain to me why people can't be less dickheaded?For future folks, I"m saying this in the context of mass looting amongst peaceful protests.
For some reason I had this movie playing in my head like Bert and Mark Walberg had some silly beef over this podcast so Marky Mark challenged The Machine to a rap battle and Joe was the ref.....strong weed. lol
The next time someone tries to give me a pep talk about confidence, they’re getting this joe rogan spiel “you shouldn’t be confident !”
How has Joe never heard of Tiger king? I was in jail and heard about it. 😆 He’s either a really good actor or been living in a hole.
I think it’s because this podcast is three months old lol
Every podcast when guest brings up another person Joe knows. Joe “Yeah, he’s a great guy” Rogan
Joe " man i learned from that snow" Rogan
Joe aint to smart. He only seems smart around people like bert
Bert has absolutely no talent or skill of any kind. He is so lucky.
It must've smelled so bad in that studio.
2:57:20 .....wait 1 month
Tonto, when the drink is more hardcore. But you're still tooo badass to let it go. Love Joe
Well if your so cool with these guys have them on bro. Id like to see your connection with Kevin James and even J. Depp
46:19 Insider Trading is basically trading based on NON-PUBLIC information. The senators who traded based on those notions, and the information they had that the public didn't, have to be charged. In that situation, what you have to do is hold your shares, until said information becomes PUBLIC, and then you can trade freely.
Jamaica Plain is still a shithole
Oh! This dude was a co-host on this show when it first came out, right? Wow. Joe is such a solid dude. He looks out for all of his friends. This Spotify deal is the universe's way of rewarding him for being an amazing human being. And I thought he was a totally different person for his whole career. That's me being dumb.
Dumb af looking back just a few month’s
Love Bert so much. The machine took me yoj him. Please come to the UK.
To your comments about cats Joe. cats get out and become homeless way more often then dogs and by all means....they will fuck. I used to live by this community of stray cats that i watched grow and from 2 and a couple kittens to a community of 20 + cats all raising their young out of some log by the rail road tracks. I will say, i had a cat that got nutured and i swear he had Some balls left. Like they really left a ball. He was chill af, protected our house from racoon, just a great cat.
I had this playing in the background on my Xbox while I fucked around on Instagram and the noticed I was getting from this dude was out of this world I had to come to it on my phone and look at the comments to see if other people notice this noice coming from these guys was just me being weird or these guys are both super annoying
@ 1:41:23 - Bert - "Wait, how many black guys?"- Joe - "no, not 'black guys, black ice'....Jesus Christ Bert"- Me - ROTFLMFAO
No one knows snow better than New England kids
My dad has always been my motivation he went to prison a drug addict when he got out he worked his ass off till he got a house and I will always respect him for it
do a podcast with Pete Davidson
“Hope this only last 1-2 months” uhhhhhhh we got riots now lol
Look up dogo a tracking wild boars. That shits nuts bro
Bert's fuckin laugh kills me it's great
how did joe not see tiger king????
21:11 that’s when the weed really hit
Lol are you two serious yes you have all right to travel and do your shit nothing changed you changed your views don’t go hiking is that what your saying think of how many people hiking...... what kinda of statement was that go hiking cause a virus and hiking totally have some kind of connection
My favorite people that I have met have been all of my East Coast friends that I work with in Breckenridge Colorado.
Roll blunts wit 1 hand u sexy fucks, Elon musk would fichannel.info/videot/kamop4CYdoOQy6M
At the 1:54:00 mark
Bert I was born in Medford.
@powerfulJRE @138:20 oh how the turn tables 😉
It does infect people but is there anything that says you can't get reinfected?
That part where bert talks about the dance. I always crack jokes like that and the wife always hates me for it.
Bert’s laugh is everything!
Its like a onion maybe? Expose your eye's to it too long and your eye start watering more and more to a point where in theory you can get hurt,so what if its like that?
You gotta feel sorry for Bert’s girls when he tells them Jumanji is the best movie ever. They must’ve been thinking “this is as good as it gets?!” 😩😩
I know its a metaphor, and of course it gets his point across really well, but if you've seen video on what aircraft carriers and battleships look in maneuvers... speed isn't much of an issue
Who's the tyrant they were referring to around 2:03:06
is this the machine ??
Who was "the tyrant"?
fuck i cant find the comedian andy smith that bert was talking about
I think Congress is exempt from insider trading laws, I think.
Directly, they do have multiple protections in place, but they are not entirely exempt. The bulk of the profit comes through the relatives that act as the proxy. It's how congress members, making $178k a year or whatever, are able to walk away will millions in the bank. Make yourself richer by making your family rich.
The single hardest thing that I have ever had to do in my entire life is to voluntarily take my dog to the vet and have to stand there and watch someone kill my dog.
Yeah, I was in the room with both my cat I had for 16 years when he was put down and then my mother when she passed from cancer. I think my cat may have been more traumatic in that moment. Maybe because I felt like I was betraying my cat. But my mother knew she was going.
God you were in the room? Thats horrible. I am going to be really sad to say bye to my 3 year old buddy
Yes cats when mad pee on your bed but I had a dog that would poo 💩 on your pilliow if she got mad at your for what ever reason usually when u brushed her teeth lol
Joe Rogan king of the pep talk
Joe Rogan wears a tactikilt in bed
1:41:24 LMFAO..... and fuckin out loud...... what a question....
I lost taste and smell a month or 2 ago. before it came out as a symptom
100% wrong Joe, vegans are the most aggressive people on planet earth. Less animal protien=more aggression
This nigga said nobody should be confident??? That's kinda dumb
"Maybe vaping" completely false and there's actually quite a bit of evidence from several European countries showing the exact opposite.Ignoring the general fact of vaping being 95% less harmful than cigarettes of course.
“Such a sweet guy, he introduced me to guacamole” LOL
Joe “BRRRRR BRRRR” Rogan”
absolutely love your podcast Joe
My cat sprayed my face back when I was in highschool while I was doing homework.
1:38:03 who's Benna Flek and does Ben Affleck know about him?
Jamie please setup a VR viewing so people can watch these live in VR. It would be so surreal! Make it happen man
Yeah, the fake outrage mob like John Butthurt Oliver and Trevor, the right shade of block so leftists are comfortable, Noah are really unfunny
Watch dean schneider
I like how he says cold weather builds character.. Try living in Oakland CA
I'm from South Dakota and you are right winters make you tough! I used to have a boss after 20 inches of snow that said I have a 4 x 4 truck and a dick I can get anywhere!
candle wax is actually edible, and very high in calories!
Joe “he wanted to go the Netherlands” rogan
Plandemic. Tip your toes into Fauci and his interests and how he ripped of a study on AIDS and his patents. The so called virus jump from bat to human took place on a lab!
I'm from Minnesota - "The street is full of black guys" LOL wtf
oh look, the two biggest tools in modern comedy. Bert K. might be the least funny person I've ever seen in my life. We get it, you have a high pitched laugh. That gimmick got old after five minutes, and it seems like this guy makes his career on.. get this -- removing his shirt, and laughing annoyingly. What the fuck happened to comedy? It's full of cucked SJW's, hyper liberal and borderline communist RICH people (ironic), and women who aren't funny at all. Bill Burr is literally the only comedian that holds weight at this moment in time, it's a horrible time for comedy right now.
Joe rogan for president
Holy fuck joe rogan. Yet again putting out gold. Thank you.
Animals get weird. I live in British Columbia ATM and the wild white tail deer give 0 ****s about human presence or threats. We, and our technology, are just another animal in the field to them. I walked down to the lawn the other day to mow it (an acre or so) to stand in front of two doe's and I'm loudly like, "all right I'm starting the lawn mower now". They don't care, they went on munching grass and I just mowed a slow circle around em. More showed up 20 mins later. I guess it's like having a donkey among sheep, I'm the mean and loud jack*** keeping them safe.
fluuuuuuufffy lil baaallllll of fuuuurrrrrr
I was born in Gainesville Florida
That Lone Ranger movie was terrible sadly, but Joe explaining it with such enthusiasm makes me almost want to re-watch it. Almost.
crazy it is watching this only a month after this cast was first aired. it hasn't gotten any better guys.
Joe “On My Block” Rogan
I have a boy cat that I adopted he is pretty mean but he has never pissed anywhere beside the litter box he has got nicer tho
I'm scared of the tyrannical government coming fuck us all in the ass while we all comply with their bullshit taking away unalienable lights. When you can go to Walmart and fast food restaurants and not church and protest your being lied to. When they are arresting people over rights that cannot be taken away then it's not about your health. They knew that they were going to shut the government and your ignorant if you dont know. Shit was happening in china fo a month before the shut whole countries down. Wtf stop transportation first dumbasses. The government does not care about you or anyone. They care about depopulation and your money to fund the shit.
Joe look up the second law of thermodynamics. You cannot have an atmosphere next to a 0 atmosphere aka vacuum without a barrier. A thin wall of air is not a barrier. The earth is flat Eddie is fucking G and the ball earth stands on the definition of pseudoscience. Fucking theories. The globe is the devils greatest deception. Makes you fell like a speck of nothing like the world wasnt built specifically for you! Gods real the devil controls the world. Come on joe your smart as fuck. Yeah Eddie doesn't make any sense when talking about the topic but come on man. Go back to science class the natural physics of water is that it sits level. It's called sea level. You've been heliocenTricked. Read the book of enoch please educate yourself. Love you tho joe just wish your big head would get out your ass sometime. Say fuck me if you read this dad. Saty safe love and peace
Dude if you went to high school and actually paid attention you'd understand how absolutely stupid and uneducated someone has to be to even entertain the thought that the earth could be flat and how the things you're saying that you think is "evidence" is because you're stupid and uneducated just like Eddie and every other flat earther. Observe.. You're perplexed about how our atmosphere can exist next to the vacuum of space. The reason for this is very simple. Since you have no basic science education your only context for the word "vacuum" is a vacuum cleaner and again because you have no basic science education you don't understand how a vacuum cleaner works which is a problem because you seem to think that outer space is a vacuum cleaner. A vacuum is any region where there is no stuff. On planet earth there is stuff like air. In outer space there is no stuff, or at least very very close to no stuff. Space is essentially empty. That's a vacuum. Our atmosphere displays a gradient because gravity exists, there's a lot of atmosphere right near the ground and then as you rise because fewer and fewer molecules will have enough kinetic energy to go so high it gets thinner and thinner and thinner until there is none left and then you're in space. It's that simple. "Water doesn't curve/bend" and/or "Water always finds its own level" The second phrase is completely meaningless. The first phrase is at least a coherent thought, however it's completely wrong. Water is not magic, it is subject to influence by external forces, just like all other matter. A simple way to prove this is to put a single drop of water on a piece of wax paper, or a leaf. What shape does it take? A sphere! That is caused by electromagnetic force. Water molecules make hydrogen bonds with one another, which in this context we refer to as cohesive forces. That's why water has a very high surface tension, and that's why a water droplet remains spherical because this shape minimizes surface area and thus maximizes cohesive forces. Since water can be influenced due to electromagnetic force then clearly it can curve under the influence of any force, including gravity. What's gravity? Glad you asked! We know that objects in freefall always accelerate towards the ground at 9.8m/s2 and that any acceleration requires a force to produce it. This is how cars drive, planes fly, people walk and cats jump. This is literally how all motion works. So now we know that objects fall down towards the ground due to a downward force and we call that force gravity. By the way, gravity can not exist on the flat earth model which is just one of the thousands of reasons that the earth can not possibly be any shape other than a sphere. Gravity pulls everything towards the center of the earth which is its center of mass. Denser things displace less dense things because gravity exists. More mass means a greater gravitational attraction. This is clearly why things that are less dense than water float on water, again because gravity exists. Rocks are pulled down harder than water, which is pulled down harder than air. Oceans conform to the curvature of the earth, just like the land does, and for the same reason. This is why saying "Water finds its own level" is absolutely meaningless. You seem to think that the word "level" means "flat" as though on the globe model this would have to mean that water should just magically project into space at some arbitrary angle. In fact, "Level" just means as close to the center of the earth as possible. What's most hilarious is that even in the tool CALLED the level, which by the way only works because gravity exists, there is a CURVED BUBBLE right in there... if the bubble is curved what is the liquid which is mostly water doing around that bubble? IT CURVES! These are all indisputable facts that any high school student with even very average grades understands and can verify in countless ways on their own.
Bert is going to be very disappointed when he learns that all of the "Boston" comics aren't actually from Boston lmao. They're pretty much all from nice parts outside of Boston.Rogan: Newton - nice as fuckBurr: Canton - very niceDane Cook: Arlington - niceGulman: Peabody - niceLouis CK: Newton - very niceLeno: Andover - nicePete Holmes: Lexington - incredibly niceMike Birbiglia: Shrewsbury - decentThen there's Stanhope and Leary from Worcester which was shitty back then (still is in some parts). The only comic from an actual shitty place around Boston was probably Patrice from Roxbury