Jimmy Kimmel’s Quarantine Minilogue - Stupid People, Sex Guidelines & Bill Burr

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  • FUNDRAISER - LA Food Bank - www.lafoodbank.org/
    Week two of isolation and Jimmy continues his daily mini monologues from his house during the quarantine. In today’s #minilogue Jimmy talks about stupid people who aren’t staying home, Donald Trump “protecting” Asian American communities via Twitter, Mike Pence testing negative for Coronavirus, Senator Rand Paul testing positive, how the Italian government is handling the pandemic, sex guidelines released by the NY Department of Health, and Jimmy interviews comedian Bill Burr from the safety of his own car. Jimmy will be making a donation to a worthwhile cause every day during this quarantine. Today, it’s the LA Food Bank. Please consider helping them, $100 buys 400 meals. Go here to donate: www.lafoodbank.org/
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  • Nella
    Nella 7 päivää sitten

    Jimmy and Bill are like the cool dads/uncles at barbeques

  • Johnny Andrews
    Johnny Andrews 12 päivää sitten

    Run for president Jimmy

  • Hannah Haile
    Hannah Haile 14 päivää sitten

    Hello Billy 🖐

  • burns83
    burns83 16 päivää sitten

    Media gets as much money to trash Trump as hospitals get for registering a patient as Covid positive

  • Song Connection
    Song Connection Uukausi sitten

    Tick Tock ......

  • THESLICKNESSEDM
    THESLICKNESSEDM Uukausi sitten

    That may have been the best segment ever

  • THESLICKNESSEDM
    THESLICKNESSEDM Uukausi sitten

    LMFAO

  • Christopher Sanchez
    Christopher Sanchez Uukausi sitten

    Ole Billy Burr!

  • MRC AZ
    MRC AZ Uukausi sitten

    Yes, a dry run for the Democrat ultimate...communism.

  • MRC AZ
    MRC AZ Uukausi sitten

    Norhings changed, there's alot less people than normal, and you say the opposite, talk about stupid people. Yes, Jimmy Kimmel followers, give all the power to your Government. It's exactly what the Dems are doing, just like they said "we have to take advantage of the situation". By that they mean let's see how many rights we can take before people fight back. It's their trial run for socialism/communism/Dictatorship.

  • DanGan808 Ella
    DanGan808 Ella Uukausi sitten

    Who can resist the immense temptation of 3 straight hours of Golden Girls!

  • Tomasz Śliwa
    Tomasz Śliwa Uukausi sitten

    Yeah, there is no f*cking way Bill Burr would show even a front of his house. He is keeping his sh*t private af...and I love that.

  • Ian Rowan
    Ian Rowan Uukausi sitten

    Ggg

  • Michael Baas
    Michael Baas Uukausi sitten

    Shut up you hack. Stop stealing jokes from Bill Burr.

  • Denis Sears
    Denis Sears Uukausi sitten

    Hey Jimmy, do you think Canada can sue the US and Trump since it appears that the virus came into Canada through the US as Trump was denying it's existence .

  • Simon M.invest
    Simon M.invest Uukausi sitten +1

    Wow jesus you really got nothing smart to say or to report on....

  • lynette poppenberg
    lynette poppenberg Uukausi sitten

    Are we related BILL Burr?

  • Kris Postava
    Kris Postava Uukausi sitten

    You have a real Vonnegut signed screenprint behind your head!!!! I am so jealous!!!! Can you imagine what he would have to say about all of this?

  • T.C. Archery
    T.C. Archery Uukausi sitten

    This social distancing is super hard furrrrr meeeeee because I’m a super social person!!

  • McKenna kelly
    McKenna kelly Uukausi sitten +1

    I had no idea what Jimmy and Bill were talking about half the time but it was still so entertaining.

  • Tim
    Tim Uukausi sitten

    Wasteoid

  • هنادي صلح
    هنادي صلح Uukausi sitten

    بلز نو هشي

  • BootyLovers WorldDotCom
    BootyLovers WorldDotCom Uukausi sitten

    Haha nice! Love this! Ya'll gotta check out BootyLoversWorld! 😍

  • Dan
    Dan Uukausi sitten

    Bill burr is hitting mainstream more

  • Soo Min
    Soo Min Uukausi sitten +1

    I only clicked this because I thought bill burr would complain enough that I'd feel I vented. He is way too positive.

  • Prateek Anand
    Prateek Anand Uukausi sitten

    call Matt Damon on video..plzzzz...it will be some fun for all the people sitting at home in this terrible situation....

  • daniel keating
    daniel keating Uukausi sitten

    Kimmel just put it all on true go kimmel smarten up earth

  • Thomas Linehan
    Thomas Linehan Uukausi sitten +1

    The only good part of this whole video is the fact that Bill Burr is on it.

  • Jeremy Whistler
    Jeremy Whistler Uukausi sitten +11

    Apparently in my neighborhood in Illionois we don't have to worry about corona, but today a fireman pulled up to me while I was jogging and asked me if I had seen a mountain lion. So apparently I have that to fear.

  • Pelican Cove Beach
    Pelican Cove Beach Uukausi sitten

    Get back Bill. He keeps getting closer.🤣🤣😒

  • Andrew Kaiser
    Andrew Kaiser Uukausi sitten

    Comedy is medicine for the soul. Thank you for the work and the laughs that you and your team put out.

  • Art Pereira
    Art Pereira Uukausi sitten

    1 minute and 55 seconds till he had to comment on Trump. He is a little obsessed

  • Well Read Bull
    Well Read Bull Uukausi sitten +2

    Who else is here after the XFL just closed shop and wants to watch Bill Burr calling it over and over again!?

  • Lily Val
    Lily Val Uukausi sitten

    Sadly no cable. I wanted to see Hallmark line up. Clean the pool, etc. Omg. Sex stuff.

  • Ákos Tolvaj
    Ákos Tolvaj Uukausi sitten

    anybody not love bill burr?

  • zane smyrni
    zane smyrni Uukausi sitten

    Hahaha Burr just sed you have sex with little kids when you hang out with Tom Hanks!!!

  • James Davis
    James Davis Uukausi sitten

    There working with us to get rid of all of you pedos

  • James Davis
    James Davis Uukausi sitten

    This is code

  • unbroken1010
    unbroken1010 Uukausi sitten

    Hot tubbing with Tom Hanks = facts...😁

  • unbroken1010
    unbroken1010 Uukausi sitten +1

    am I the only one that expects to see Harvey Weinstein bunking with Jimmy soon🤣🤣

  • unbroken1010
    unbroken1010 Uukausi sitten

    Um the Asian people have only 7 percent affected.

  • unbroken1010
    unbroken1010 Uukausi sitten +1

    Why do you keep showing a cage with an open door on the back wall

  • danimalmx3
    danimalmx3 Uukausi sitten +1

    Bill Burr - the rational voice of reason. If you dont believe this guy then at least buy a shot gun. Its got a good spread.

  • uopuaɹq aʞsıld
    uopuaɹq aʞsıld Uukausi sitten

    His point about this being a great dry run for something really bad is spot on. Hopefully this stress test gets leadership to wise up....what am I saying, they won't.

  • Animuz
    Animuz Uukausi sitten

    6:46 for Bill Burr.

  • Bob Saget
    Bob Saget 2 kuukautta sitten

    Lol... Chinese government literally lies about virus...jails docs who talked about it...and pretty much wasted weeks the world could have prepared. Thus killing thousands....Yet retards on late night shows think it's "RaCiSt" to mention China.

  • Ashton Moy
    Ashton Moy 2 kuukautta sitten +1

    How about cmt music

  • Lindsay
    Lindsay 2 kuukautta sitten +5

    It's refreshing that Bill Burr doesn't complain about having a kid during a quarantine but he's literally one of only a few people I thought would complain about having a kid during a quarantine 😂

  • Just Me
    Just Me 2 kuukautta sitten

    say bye bye to the 'old' audience. since when do all older people watch The Hallmark Channel???? WTF kind of stupid?

    • Emmanuel
      Emmanuel Uukausi sitten

      Since when people Lost they Sense of humor?

  • Al Barkley
    Al Barkley 2 kuukautta sitten

    I'm in CT and I (normally) travel within the US three or four times a month, on average. Of all the airports I've been in the past 10 years LAX has been the worst. The majority of that has to do with their rental car situation which I would love to talk about more but this is a comment, not a full on blog post.

  • Rollin Benedict
    Rollin Benedict 2 kuukautta sitten

    3 solid hours of golden girls. lol

  • jeff boyd
    jeff boyd 2 kuukautta sitten +10

    You know talent when they're out of their element...Kimmel and Burr knock it outta the park here! No way this is scripted...true comedians. Kimmel is crushing it these days.

  • Kim Kloeppel
    Kim Kloeppel 2 kuukautta sitten

    Thanks Jimmy and Bill!

  • J Norway
    J Norway 2 kuukautta sitten +1

    Jimmy, your program today was hilarious! We enjoyed the Italian mayors screaming at the public about the virus too! 🤣

  • jderfler08
    jderfler08 2 kuukautta sitten +2

    The thing about Italians is they will tell you they love you and care about you while yelling it in your face. They are a passionate people

  • razor edge
    razor edge 2 kuukautta sitten

    How is your Adreno supply?

  • razor edge
    razor edge 2 kuukautta sitten

    We know, Jimmy, we know.

  • Janice McCowan
    Janice McCowan 2 kuukautta sitten

    Bil Burr keeps getting closer and closer. Oh My!!

  • TransBodyByDesign
    TransBodyByDesign 2 kuukautta sitten

    You are The BEST !!🙏😂😂👍👍

  • its personal
    its personal 2 kuukautta sitten

    I just realized... it really must be sh*tty to have a name that autocorrects to cancer! Melanoma 😂

  • Ela Mongrella
    Ela Mongrella 2 kuukautta sitten

    lol, that Italian Mayor, yelling about people's dogs with inflamed prostates. What does he expect dog owners to do? just let their dogs crap in the house?

  • prairies Steve
    prairies Steve 2 kuukautta sitten

    Bahahaha hot tubbin' with Tom Hanks, nearly died of laughter. I watch Jimmy regularly and for all of my American news, he's a "super genius" just like trump's uncle (lower case is totally out of disrespect). Love your show and am a huge fan

  • taz santiago
    taz santiago 2 kuukautta sitten

    Hey Jimmy on what days do you read the TV guide?

  • HummingBirdLuvah
    HummingBirdLuvah 2 kuukautta sitten

    Your eyes are still looking creepy AF, pehaps you're jonesing???

  • HummingBirdLuvah
    HummingBirdLuvah 2 kuukautta sitten

    Awwww....so sad that your biggest worry is playing candy land with your children.

  • Cristina ___
    Cristina ___ 2 kuukautta sitten

    To avoid community spread... to one will see becaisr the casket will be closed.... so stop getting haircuts from mobile hairdressers. 😅😖

  • roberts lynn
    roberts lynn 2 kuukautta sitten

    i feel so bad for that girl 🙏🙏🙏
    24:Nanyang
    milih allah like 800 ya yang milih dajal abaikan saja 😢🙏
    10:00

  • Graciela Koble
    Graciela Koble 2 kuukautta sitten

    HAHAAAA.... I LOVE YOU JIMMY!

  • Tyson Ford
    Tyson Ford 2 kuukautta sitten +1

    Adrenochrome Jimmy

  • Beata
    Beata 2 kuukautta sitten

    This was so funny

  • Amy L
    Amy L 2 kuukautta sitten

    Congrats to ADT on the free advertising on the sign behind Bill.

  • workemail login
    workemail login 2 kuukautta sitten

    Brilliant! a good recipe to raise your ratings everyone.. add Bill Burr to your cast.. even Jimmy kimmel had to jump on the band wagon. he no suckerrrr.., Jimmy PAY THE MAN!! $$

  • zarrowthehorse
    zarrowthehorse 2 kuukautta sitten

    I miss the non-political Jimmy

  • Donna G
    Donna G 2 kuukautta sitten

    I remember when my boyfriend's buddy Johnny Knoxville and his cousin needed/wanted something we well Boyfriend had so we crossed state line from Tenn. To Gerorgia and dropped it off on their way to Cali. To be on your show.
    Hope your doing well and your family is healthy. Earlier I remarked on Trump after you I'm thinking do not care for? But I think he's fantastic. We all really need to come together bring this country of all types of people together and truly make it a better place for us all. Have a great day Jimmy

  • MD- OLF3
    MD- OLF3 2 kuukautta sitten

    Brady-gate?? Anybody remember ? Why are cheaters always Idolized and on the lips of every mama Luke??

  • Stephanie Green
    Stephanie Green 2 kuukautta sitten

    That statement from New York about sex also stated: “rimming (mouth on anus) might spread COVID-19: virus in feces might enter your mouth”

  • Ataturk Shirinov
    Ataturk Shirinov 2 kuukautta sitten

    This was good and i don't like Kimmel

  • Samwel Njuguna
    Samwel Njuguna 2 kuukautta sitten +23

    Should have really asked Bill about the people getting infected on cruise ships. He's been yearning to sink random cruise ships for years now.

    • unbroken1010
      unbroken1010 Uukausi sitten

      He was right. Take off take apart all those ships use it to build something worth Wild

  • SlaughterDog
    SlaughterDog 2 kuukautta sitten +2

    I don’t believe “please stop doing it on the subway, anyway” was in the original quote, was it?

  • Jack Gollick
    Jack Gollick 2 kuukautta sitten +1

    I wonder how bill burr feels about his previous joke Pro swine flu LOL it's all coming together wink wink

  • Michael Moses
    Michael Moses 2 kuukautta sitten

    Tik Tok ..

  • carr aguirre
    carr aguirre 2 kuukautta sitten +1

    Love it 😍
    9:48 Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh ❤
    I'm sorry God please forgive me😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
    4:33

  • Tom O'Hara
    Tom O'Hara 2 kuukautta sitten +4

    I don't know any white men in their 50s that clap emphatically to make a point. I think he picked that up from Nia lol

  • TheConorsmithusa
    TheConorsmithusa 2 kuukautta sitten +1

    7:15 bill burr?

    i thought it was Ron Howard. shame it wasn't. i like him. Don't know bill burr...

  • juan raul sevillano
    juan raul sevillano 2 kuukautta sitten +4

    Why does Bill keeps getting closer. Stay away MF.

  • Faisal Khan
    Faisal Khan 2 kuukautta sitten

    ..........Love for Jane.......

  • Marilu Carvallo
    Marilu Carvallo 2 kuukautta sitten

    It came from CHINA! Hello..

  • GriffinGTR
    GriffinGTR 2 kuukautta sitten

    Jimmy Kimmel is a globalist puppet

  • Danie
    Danie 2 kuukautta sitten

    I love that Burr helps his wife keep the house clean. :D!

  • TK Caapi
    TK Caapi 2 kuukautta sitten +4

    you know youre alert when youre watching Bills feet to make sure he stays on the footpath lol
    Z Plates said it better. hats off lol. im old

  • Eric De Aza
    Eric De Aza 2 kuukautta sitten +4

    10:49 I love how even Jimmy isnt safe from being roasted😂😂

  • John Marsh
    John Marsh 2 kuukautta sitten

    Love me some Ole Freckles 👍🏿

  • clements cardenas
    clements cardenas 2 kuukautta sitten +1

    Rose is red
    Sky is blue
    Give a 👍🏼
    So the God can forgive You

  • Mr American
    Mr American 2 kuukautta sitten +1

    Your going down diddler!!!

  • Stable Condition
    Stable Condition 2 kuukautta sitten

    did you just call that circus clown of a president a catty little bit....ch, I just finally subscribed to your channel Jimbo, much love

  • Is Downing
    Is Downing 2 kuukautta sitten

    Ok Bill Burr is hilarious. 😂

  • MATT Z
    MATT Z 2 kuukautta sitten

    Hahahaha

  • Kshitij Bali
    Kshitij Bali 2 kuukautta sitten

    The opei is boring now

  • pope luna
    pope luna 2 kuukautta sitten +1

    Fantastic 😍❤
    Check up on Matt Damon. See what he's up to.

  • Sow AG
    Sow AG 2 kuukautta sitten

    i hope jimmy hears what bill says.
    This is no time to be battering the administration and rambling on about trumps this that and the other.