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Kommentteja • 70

  • afutla qian
    afutla qian 3 tuntia sitten

    Oh, the observations...

  • Michael Mitchell
    Michael Mitchell 5 tuntia sitten

    OMG!! Pure genius. The best comics always take the most mundane aspects of life and make them larger than life, and there in is the humor!

  • Apina Ihminen
    Apina Ihminen 13 tuntia sitten

    Suomi

  • davidson2727what
    davidson2727what Päivä sitten

    Thanks Ismo, you made covid seem a little further away today.

    • afutla qian
      afutla qian 3 tuntia sitten

      I think Ismo has changed his mind about farts and coughs, which one is worse... 🦠

  • sotuur aeei
    sotuur aeei Päivä sitten

    "Farts are worse than coughs" Are you sure about that?

  • Prince Cobra
    Prince Cobra Päivä sitten

    you are brilliant my friend! I applaud you

  • Rothe8
    Rothe8 Päivä sitten

    Actually covid19 can spread through feces contact, so farts might just be dangerous too...

  • MiscStuff
    MiscStuff Päivä sitten

    Coughing and sneezing to your hand can actually get people killed nowadays while farting to your hand does not.

    • sotuur aeei
      sotuur aeei Päivä sitten

      Remember to fart in your sleeve.

  • Trey's SOH
    Trey's SOH Päivä sitten

    I'm dead. This guy is my favorite, him and Anthony jeselnik

  • huttio srreu
    huttio srreu 2 päivää sitten

    Comedian Brian Scolaro has a similiar bit about there should be a saying after you fart like "bless you". Ismo didn't steal it obviously, but it's really similiar

  • raitiovainu
    raitiovainu 2 päivää sitten

    Nowadays its vice to cover your cough by fart

  • Fresh Avocado
    Fresh Avocado 2 päivää sitten +1

    "Farts are worse than coughs"
    Are you sure about that?

    • huttio srreu
      huttio srreu 2 päivää sitten

      fichannel.info/videot/qWSanKOMX6OeqGw

  • Sam's video
    Sam's video 2 päivää sitten

    Hyvää settie jälleen kerran. 5/5

  • Michael Pecarich Health
    Michael Pecarich Health 2 päivää sitten

    Aahh, the ol' Ice House in Pasadena. A well known place for famous comedians to make their start in comedy.

  • Al Reillys Catalyst
    Al Reillys Catalyst 3 päivää sitten

    Please come to Toronto My friend from Finland introduced me to your stuff & I can't wait for each new post!!

  • Mayiar Alkurdi
    Mayiar Alkurdi 3 päivää sitten

    Make it longer . Do a special

  • bssni touir
    bssni touir 3 päivää sitten

    Good as always!

  • SimoExMachina2
    SimoExMachina2 3 päivää sitten

    I was expecting him to make the joke about how he it used to be so that he has to cough to hide his farts, but nowadays he has to fart to hide his coughs.

    • raimliks
      raimliks 13 tuntia sitten

      katsoisit seuraavaks vaik tän videon ja kommentoisit niin tietäisin paremmin fichannel.info/videot/hKKtr52IgKeYuK8 44

  • Soul Surfer
    Soul Surfer 3 päivää sitten +2

    I think Ismo has changed his mind about farts and coughs, which one is worse... 🦠

  • 🌍 Mister No
    🌍 Mister No 3 päivää sitten

    And bless you for posting a new video! Hopefully we'll see a special soon..

    • 🌍 Mister No
      🌍 Mister No 3 päivää sitten

      @bssni touir Haven't heard of him, i'll check it out, thanks.

    • bssni touir
      bssni touir 3 päivää sitten

      Comedian Brian Scolaro has a similiar bit about there should be a saying after you fart like "bless you". Ismo didn't steal it obviously, but it's really similiar

  • Omni
    Omni 3 päivää sitten

    Voi vittu Ismo nyt taas :D

  • Citadel of winds
    Citadel of winds 3 päivää sitten

    Farting will become socially acceptable when word gets around that farts kill the C virus. There will be small, low level brownish clouds to be found gently wafting wherever people gather in numbers... and people will nod approvingly.

  • MotorGoblin
    MotorGoblin 3 päivää sitten +11

    Remember to fart in your sleeve.

  • jambomambo
    jambomambo 3 päivää sitten

    Sopii hetkeen!

  • Zan Marsenic
    Zan Marsenic 3 päivää sitten +1

    Ismo for a new president of W.H.O.

    • raimliks
      raimliks 13 tuntia sitten

      katsoisit seuraavaks vaik tän videon ja kommentoisit niin tietäisin paremmin fichannel.info/videot/hKKtr52IgKeYuK8 8

  • Sebastian Cervantes
    Sebastian Cervantes 3 päivää sitten

    This video editing is on point !

  • bebina
    bebina 3 päivää sitten +1

    After a fart, I say saatana! 🤣

  • pippo spano
    pippo spano 4 päivää sitten

    Actually someone came up with a device to cover farts. It was called piritera or vanvera and it was really a thing www.vesuviolive.it/ultime-notizie/44488-video-cose-piritera/
    fichannel.info/videot/qWSanKOMX6OeqGw

  • Jari Kuiri
    Jari Kuiri 4 päivää sitten

    😂😉

  • pijesz
    pijesz 4 päivää sitten +2

    Nowadays you'll get death stare if you sneeze or cough.

  • J F
    J F 4 päivää sitten

    These days farts are a lot better than coughs though.

  • Marko Penttinen
    Marko Penttinen 4 päivää sitten +4

    Farts are innocent. sneezes spread diseases!

  • Larry Harris
    Larry Harris 4 päivää sitten

    I never say "bless you" after someone sneezes because it is stupid.

  • Alex Adrianov
    Alex Adrianov 4 päivää sitten +61

    I actually always say "Bless you" when someone farts.
    And then they usually say "I wasn't sneezing", and to that I reply "I know".
    The levels of embarassement are just astonishing.

    • Zacharias Proenca
      Zacharias Proenca 9 tuntia sitten

      @raimliks self promo poika

    • raimliks
      raimliks 13 tuntia sitten

      katsoisit seuraavaks vaik tän videon ja kommentoisit niin tietäisin paremmin fichannel.info/videot/hKKtr52IgKeYuK8 7

    • Iiris Säkkinen
      Iiris Säkkinen Päivä sitten

      @Zacharias Proenca uijjui suomalaisia täällä

    • Zacharias Proenca
      Zacharias Proenca 2 päivää sitten

      @aika moinen suomi perkele

    • aika moinen
      aika moinen 2 päivää sitten +1

      incredible

  • Matti Gröhn
    Matti Gröhn 4 päivää sitten

    Comedian Brian Scolaro has a similiar bit about there should be a saying after you fart like "bless you". Ismo didn't steal it obviously, but it's really similiar

  • Chris Derrickson
    Chris Derrickson 4 päivää sitten +3

    As usual, ISMO knocks it out of the park !!! Love me some ISMO !!!

  • Marianne
    Marianne 4 päivää sitten +7

    I have noticed the clever structure you have created in your jokes. First you show a couple of examples about "normal things" and then you say either your observation, theory or change the point of view (or a mix of those mentioned). You are also very good at presenting them, you don't go too quickly and explain them in detail. Now this of course sounds very scientific, but I personally think it works really well and your comedy always cheers me up. We got taught at the University of Helsinki that positive and funny things, such as a short joyful clip from a movie helps create the right kind of chill atmosphere which is useful for learning, and that it is especially important for the teacher to get their daily dose of laughter because the pupils more or less unconsciously mirror the feelings from the teacher. So thank you for taking a part in creating more good feelings and vibes! Everyone's got their own interests and tastes in funny memes, but sometimes funny things are also universal.

    • raimliks
      raimliks 13 tuntia sitten

      katsoisit seuraavaks vaik tän videon ja kommentoisit niin tietäisin paremmin fichannel.info/videot/hKKtr52IgKeYuK8 6

  • Raffael900me
    Raffael900me 4 päivää sitten +4

    We need ISMO on JRE

  • ImmortalDuke
    ImmortalDuke 4 päivää sitten

    F U u d ?

  • jairdabrini
    jairdabrini 4 päivää sitten +22

    (As a kid) I once farted so loud & long while visiting some friends of my parents in their apartment that my mother asked them if someone was drilling in the building.
    Noone appreciated my talent and the effort put into mimicking a drilling repair job being done in the flat above us so perfectly as to fool my own mother. I answered her: "No, that was me farting" and the mood got really awkward from there...
    Unfortunately this is a true story.

    • jairdabrini
      jairdabrini 2 päivää sitten

      @Wombat Maybe if I start on the lactose products again? Too bad there wasn't an achievement unlocked that I could put in my Curriculum Vitae.

    • Wombat
      Wombat 4 päivää sitten +3

      I appreciate your skill. Hopefully you'll be able to let loose a drilling of that magnitude once more some day.

  • fintux
    fintux 4 päivää sitten +197

    Earlier: You cover up the farts by coughing loudly. 2020: You cover up the coughing by farting loudly.

    • Raizel Flames
      Raizel Flames 16 tuntia sitten

      Best comment ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • vertti niskanen
      vertti niskanen 2 päivää sitten +1

      oh shit never heard of that, so original!!

    • ensign
      ensign 2 päivää sitten +2

      Yeah, just like ISMO wrote on Facebook, 21st of March, 8.43PM. Nice job dude!

    • Kylana
      Kylana 2 päivää sitten +2

      @Kissa Putkessa What's the matter with you? Had a bad day?

    • FairyHedgehog
      FairyHedgehog 3 päivää sitten +3

      Ismo posted that on Facebook.

  • Enjoy Max
    Enjoy Max 4 päivää sitten

    Farts can kill if you really blow them out in a knee clamps somebody face 😹 WTF! Good luck 👍

  • Näkökulma Oikealta
    Näkökulma Oikealta 4 päivää sitten +2

    Neroin koomikko Suomessa 👍

    • Wombat
      Wombat 4 päivää sitten +2

      Todellakin. Ismoon verrattuna ehkä Suomen toisiks suosituin koomikko, Sami Hedberg ei osaa muuta kun hassuja ilmeitä ja ääniä ja keskinkertasta teini-ikäsiin vetoavaa huumoria.

  • **
    ** 4 päivää sitten +2

    It feels better to lift the leg up

  • Mikey McMikeFace
    Mikey McMikeFace 4 päivää sitten

    Moar!!!

  • kipponi
    kipponi 4 päivää sitten +3

    Tää oli taas hyvä. Miksei pieruja peitetä kädellä? Sepä se ihmisten käyttäytymiset on aika ihmeellisiä ja tämäkin varmaan tuhansia vuosia tehty noin eli käsi suun eteen yskäistessä.
    Mulle on tehty näitä nyrkkipieruja. Pieraistaan käteen ja viedään jonkun naaman eteen. Onneksi vaan lapsuudessa Ha ha.

    • kipponi
      kipponi 4 päivää sitten

      @MinimiMax Lähdettä ettei pierut levitä tautia? Lavantautia tai norovirusta? Voi tietysti olla, että pitää ripuloida housuihin ensin.
      Vitsi on silti hauska.

    • kipponi
      kipponi 4 päivää sitten

      @MinimiMax Lähdettä ettei pierut levitä tautia? Lavantautia tai norovirusta? Voi tietysti olla, että pitää ripuloida housuihin ensin.

    • MinimiMax
      MinimiMax 4 päivää sitten

      Koska pierut ei levitä tauteja. Sen aivastuksen ja yskän peittämisen idea on juurikin se että mitä pöpöjä sieltä lähteekään niin ne ei pääsisi lentämään minnekään.

  • bambit08
    bambit08 4 päivää sitten +25

    Kiitos Ismo .... we need a global laugh right now.❤️🇫🇮❤️

  • Habzno
    Habzno 4 päivää sitten +2

    🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮

  • ChokDK Danmark
    ChokDK Danmark 4 päivää sitten +2

    "Silently but deathly"

  • thescottallen
    thescottallen 4 päivää sitten +48

    I say "bless you" after farts. I think it's hilarious lol. People always give me a confused look, and I just laugh :D

  • Jack _
    Jack _ 4 päivää sitten +8

    Well in this day you have to cover your coughs with farts if you want to survive...

  • Meghraj Ch
    Meghraj Ch 4 päivää sitten +1

    the video felt like you really farted on stage 🤣

    • timomastosalo
      timomastosalo 3 päivää sitten

      Maybe that's why he has this joke available. When the need arises...

    • Meghraj Ch
      Meghraj Ch 4 päivää sitten +2

      @Pentti Hilkuri thanks for clarifying mate, the fart police from finland are on their way to fartcuff you to firson

    • Pentti Hilkuri
      Pentti Hilkuri 4 päivää sitten +3

      If you got a smell that might have been me, sorry.

  • sami silverman
    sami silverman 4 päivää sitten +3

    he got a point

  • Geralt of Rivia
    Geralt of Rivia 4 päivää sitten +209

    But just like letters farts can be silent.

    • Big E
      Big E 3 päivää sitten

      Silent but violent

    • Veroni Ka
      Veroni Ka 3 päivää sitten

      ... But deadly

    • timomastosalo
      timomastosalo 3 päivää sitten +1

      The silent killers

    • Chris Derrickson
      Chris Derrickson 4 päivää sitten +2

      God bless you !

    • Sk1re
      Sk1re 4 päivää sitten +1

      we need a system with silent numbers and silent farts

  • tokslut
    tokslut 4 päivää sitten

    Anal coughing / Anal sneezing works the same way!

  • Garik Hakobyan
    Garik Hakobyan 4 päivää sitten +11

    ISMOOOOOO!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣 Brother we definitely could use more of these videos, please upload more. God bless you

  • Hamid
    Hamid 4 päivää sitten +2

    covering coughs are as useless as covering farts

  • Abdul T.
    Abdul T. 4 päivää sitten

    Now farting would be way much nicer and better than a cough or sneezing... We will miss the days when people say bless you after a sneeze.. Now if you sneeze they will say Fuck You! 😂

  • Derpster
    Derpster 4 päivää sitten +37

    You don't have to say god bless you because the fart itself is the blessing.

    • Wombat
      Wombat 4 päivää sitten +6

      We have a saying in Finland: If you hold your fart you have something else to hide as well.

  • Mary LeBlanc
    Mary LeBlanc 4 päivää sitten +4

    So good! LOL!!!

  • Veroni Ka
    Veroni Ka 4 päivää sitten +5

    Hahaha dude xD

  • Henri Aho
    Henri Aho 4 päivää sitten +4

    Ei Saatana

  • Giffi
    Giffi 4 päivää sitten +6

    Taas laadukasta niinkuin yleensä.

  • raafmaat
    raafmaat 4 päivää sitten +47

    Can you please release your english shows in full somewhere? just sell it like digital copies for like 10 bucks, i'd buy them all!

    • Fairytaledragon
      Fairytaledragon 3 päivää sitten

      @llssneN I know that. I'm finnish. 😉 I was just curious what kind of explanation I would get. I'm talking the thruth. I'm 100 % finnish. 🙂

    • llssneN
      llssneN 3 päivää sitten +2

      Again, this is trolling. Don't believe everything you see on the internet, people.

    • Mikey McMikeFace
      Mikey McMikeFace 3 päivää sitten

      @llssneN Lies. I was once taxed 90 % and on top of that there was a further 5-percent social security payment, so I only got to keep the remaining five percent of my salary.

    • llssneN
      llssneN 3 päivää sitten +2

      @Mikey McMikeFace Never 80%. He was trolling.

    • Mikey McMikeFace
      Mikey McMikeFace 3 päivää sitten

      @llssneN No. Here in Finland the socialist government takes all your money!

  • Virginie Jorion
    Virginie Jorion 4 päivää sitten +5

    Fantastic !

  • Black Rod
    Black Rod 4 päivää sitten +26

    Brilliant as usual, ISMO. Very nice to see new content. :D

    • raimliks
      raimliks 13 tuntia sitten

      katsoisit seuraavaks vaik tän videon ja kommentoisit niin tietäisin paremmin fichannel.info/videot/hKKtr52IgKeYuK8 22

  • Oscar Nemo
    Oscar Nemo 4 päivää sitten +16

    Oh, the observations...

  • ChrisWFS
    ChrisWFS 4 päivää sitten +260

    Sadly at the moment farts are definitely way better than coughs...

    • Toxxdf
      Toxxdf Päivä sitten

      Fart is always better than cough because I don't think anyone has gotten sick from a fart. Felt sick for sure if they're sissies.

    • FinskaRS
      FinskaRS 2 päivää sitten +1

      @Wezzz you are fucking nasty

    • Citadel of winds
      Citadel of winds 3 päivää sitten

      Someone will inevitably start bottling farts and selling them online as cures for the C virus.

    • Markus Porkkala
      Markus Porkkala 4 päivää sitten +4

      Earlier you had to cough to cover a fart, but now days you gotta fart to cover cough.

    • Wezzz
      Wezzz 4 päivää sitten

      I would take atleast 5 farts in my mouth than corona virus. Even 6 farts if i'm drunk!

  • Tommi Vainionpää
    Tommi Vainionpää 4 päivää sitten +7

    Good as always!

  • GentlemanCriminal
    GentlemanCriminal 4 päivää sitten +3

    Hahaha I'm the 1st

    • timomastosalo
      timomastosalo 4 päivää sitten

      @GoldSkula Well, if she wants, I'll thank you. I'll follow her mood: though three might take some time, I'm not 20 anymore I'll say you suggested it.
      What comes to my previous comment I'm puzzled, because there is nothing mean it, on the contrary. It's a life saving experience, I went through it in -93. It's not about joining some club (like a church), but meeting life itself, which everything living reflects. There's no need to bow to any man or woman. More like God makes you free of that. If you only accept to be free. But that's not an obligation - it's a gift.
      Would you shout such greetings to a guy handing you a hand from a lifeboat when you're in freezing waters? You don't have to grab the hand of course - by why insult someone who wants to help? Or like do you ridicule newborn kids, or flowers for living?
      And relax, I'm not pushing you to take any decision - just telling help is alwways available, if one day the need arises.

    • GoldSkula
      GoldSkula 4 päivää sitten

      @timomastosalo and fuck you three

    • GoldSkula
      GoldSkula 4 päivää sitten

      @Aftersex Highfives well fuck you too

    • Mikey McMikeFace
      Mikey McMikeFace 4 päivää sitten

      @Aftersex Highfives up yours

    • timomastosalo
      timomastosalo 4 päivää sitten +1

      God was first. And will be the last, hopefully with you too.
      God bless you